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Mars Candy is adding a Carlson Tucker M&M to the mix..... (Original Post) 634-5789 Jan 2022 OP
LOL! hermetic Jan 2022 #1
White candy on the outside PJMcK Jan 2022 #2
👆😆😆😆😆 underpants Jan 2022 #3
LOL SouthernDem4ever Jan 2022 #6
Oh crap, you revealed our super secret MAGA smart pills recipe. L. Coyote Jan 2022 #12
My guess is that geardaddy Jan 2022 #22
Apparently he's been having trysts.... SergeStorms Jan 2022 #23
Or Betty Rubble. geardaddy Jan 2022 #24
Hey, I had a "thing" for Betty Rubble. SergeStorms Jan 2022 #26
Your fooling yourself, she'll never leave Barney PurgedVoter Jan 2022 #27
LOL geardaddy Jan 2022 #28
I didn't even have to click on your post and I was thinking the same thing. AZLD4Candidate Jan 2022 #29
Needs little bowties. Moebym Jan 2022 #4
Will melt in your soul, not in your brain. LakeArenal Jan 2022 #5
This needs to go mainstream bluecollar2 Jan 2022 #7
revenge is best served cold . its cold in space . khannnnnn!!! , khannnn!!!! AllaN01Bear Jan 2022 #8
In space, no one can hear your whine DBoon Jan 2022 #15
The only job Tucker is qualified for is rsdsharp Jan 2022 #9
This was the job that king George the second had Oldtimeralso Jan 2022 #11
this a grown man reporting in m&m's LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2022 #10
I personally don't want to have a drink with any candy cartoon character. halfulglas Jan 2022 #21
M&M fired Tucker, VGNonly Jan 2022 #13
LMFAO!! InAbLuEsTaTe Jan 2022 #14
I was sure it would be a peanut M&M with no chocolate or coating. Just nuts. mjvpi Jan 2022 #16
Of All The Things For Carlson To Get His Wife's Panties In A Twist Over... GB_RN Jan 2022 #17
K & R...nt Wounded Bear Jan 2022 #18
Looks like a hard pill to swallow. KS Toronado Jan 2022 #19
K&R. (nt) Paladin Jan 2022 #20
NOICE!!! BobTheSubgenius Jan 2022 #25

geardaddy

(24,924 posts)
22. My guess is that
Mon Jan 24, 2022, 12:53 PM
Jan 2022

He likes to knock off a chunk to the the lady M&Ms. And what is the deal about having a drink with any of them?

SergeStorms

(18,903 posts)
23. Apparently he's been having trysts....
Mon Jan 24, 2022, 01:02 PM
Jan 2022

with cartoon characters?

My guess is Jessica Rabbit being his booty call.

SergeStorms

(18,903 posts)
26. Hey, I had a "thing" for Betty Rubble.
Mon Jan 24, 2022, 01:31 PM
Jan 2022
Tucker isn't a baby boomer though, so he may never have been subjected to the allure of the tempting Betty Rubble.

bluecollar2

(3,622 posts)
7. This needs to go mainstream
Sun Jan 23, 2022, 06:03 PM
Jan 2022

Democrats such as Pelosi, Schumer, Warren, AOC et al need to just make passing comments referencing this meme.

E.g....I'm looking forward to the new candy from M&M...

when asked "What new candy?" They respond...

I heard M&M's are making changes...I love chocolate

rsdsharp

(9,042 posts)
9. The only job Tucker is qualified for is
Sun Jan 23, 2022, 06:24 PM
Jan 2022

proofreader in the M&M factory.

And maybe not even that (W. . .W. . . M. . .W)

Oldtimeralso

(1,935 posts)
11. This was the job that king George the second had
Sun Jan 23, 2022, 06:47 PM
Jan 2022

Until he was fired from for not just rejecting the W's but also the E's and the 3's.

halfulglas

(1,654 posts)
21. I personally don't want to have a drink with any candy cartoon character.
Mon Jan 24, 2022, 12:29 PM
Jan 2022

They tend to get too rowdy and attract too much attention while I'm drinking.

GB_RN

(2,267 posts)
17. Of All The Things For Carlson To Get His Wife's Panties In A Twist Over...
Mon Jan 24, 2022, 11:15 AM
Jan 2022

This is probably the most pathetic, ever.

I heard FucKKKer told his wife he didn't like her panties. He told her they were too revealing and too tight. Her response was to tell him to take them off.

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