More on Mitt Romney's Net Worth Disclosure

[damaya]

CNN reported that the Mitt Romney Campaign disclosed that his net worth was between $84 Million and $256 Million. Or in other words, Mitt Romney may or may not have $172 million in assets... who knows, it's so hard to account for these things, right? One of the assets was about $500,000 in gold, so somebody knows how to actually count assets in the Romney Campaign. Still, there's a $172 million difference between the first number and the second number, and the first number is about 33% of the second number, which we feel is equivalent to a pregnancy test telling you there's a 74% chance you're pregnant, and a 33% chance you are a female.

3 Vaguer Disclosures Than Mitt Romney's Net Worth

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[Scuba]

1. You sure you want this in the humor group?

[damaya]

2. I actually find a $172 million range being called "disclosure" funny.

I haven't seen anyone else in the media or online try to joke about this, but maybe I missed it.