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Wed Apr 20, 2022, 08:08 AM Apr 2022
Old lady gets 3 wishes!
An old lady received 3 wishes...
An old lady sat on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudden, a fairy godmother appeared and informed her that she would be granted three wishes.
Well, now, said the old lady, I guess I would like to be really rich. POOF Her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
And, gee, I guess I wouldnt mind being a young, beautiful princess. POOF She turned into a beautiful young woman.
Your third wish? asked the fairy godmother. Just then the old womans cat wandered across the porch in front of them. Ooh can you change him into a handsome prince? she asked. POOF
And there before her stood a young man more handsome than anyone could have possibly imagined. She stared at him, smitten. With a smile that made her knees weak, he sauntered across the porch and whispered in her ear,
Bet youre sorry you had me neutered.
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Old lady gets 3 wishes! (Original Post) Emile Apr 2022 OP
Republicans think they know how to fix that Achilleaze Apr 2022 #1
Good One! Sherman A1 Apr 2022 #2
Didn't see it coming. JohnnyRingo Apr 2022 #3
This ggma Apr 2022 #4
1. Republicans think they know how to fix that
Wed Apr 20, 2022, 08:21 AM
by tanning certain parts, though I guess you have to have them before you tan them? Unsure. Will have to ask some repubes about this, since they are apparently all in on it.