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Crazy German Dude jumps into ice cold water (fail) (Original Post)
dipsydoodle
Nov 2012
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ret5hd
(20,482 posts)1. Into? Not really.
liberal N proud
(60,332 posts)2. The water is hard...
when it is frozen.
tclambert
(11,084 posts)3. Germans DO have a sense of humor!
OnyxCollie
(9,958 posts)4. Ouch!
I wasn't expecting that (and neither was he!)
Rozlee
(2,529 posts)5. Would have been funnier if it had cracked when he pounded on it.
As long as it didn't go too deep.
xocet
(3,871 posts)6. The Essential Elements of the Speech Made to Commemorate the Founding of "Syskill" Translated....
My New Band Is Called Syskill
Off-Camera Voice: "Willst Du eine Rede halten?"
("Do you want to make a speech?"
...
Diver: "...Handtuch...."
(towel)
...
Off-Camera Voice: "...Eis hier ueberall...."
(roughly: "There is ice everywhere."
...
Diver: "Motherfucker, fuck the fucking world and my new band is called Syskill....BWAAAAH....(thud)
....OWAH....AHH...(laughter off camera)...mein Arsch...."
("AHH...(laughter off camera)...my ass...."
....
Off-Camera Voice: "Willst Du eine Rede halten?"
("Do you want to make a speech?"
...
Diver: "...Handtuch...."
(towel)
...
Off-Camera Voice: "...Eis hier ueberall...."
(roughly: "There is ice everywhere."
...
Diver: "Motherfucker, fuck the fucking world and my new band is called Syskill....BWAAAAH....(thud)
....OWAH....AHH...(laughter off camera)...mein Arsch...."
("AHH...(laughter off camera)...my ass...."
....
jdadd
(1,314 posts)7. I saw one a couple of years ago....
Where Some Russian Dude, dove headfirst into a frozen pond...Looked like it about knocked him out! His friends had to carry him back to shore. He definitely split his head open.....
Lucky Luciano
(11,248 posts)8. Yes, indeed. That is a fail! nt
dougg
(48 posts)9. Too early in the cussing
He should have waited until after for the cussing.
krispos42
(49,445 posts)10. Jesus had the same problem.
It's not hard to walk on water, as long as it's frozen!
JayhawkSD
(3,163 posts)11. It is not actually all that funny, but I laughed my ass off.