Zoo Poem

Zoo Poem

I want to throw my shit like a monkey
I want to crap my yard like a goose
I want to stand my ground like a donkey
And let all my zoo friends loose

I want to drag my butt like a dog with worms
I want to lick myself clean and eat all the germs

I want to crap like a rhino just because I can
And spin my little tail and spread it like a fan

‘Cause I’m just so tired of being so good
And I just don’t want to be clean
So I pooped my pants just because I could
I’m the dirtiest lil kid you ever seen