Tim Tebow Soliciting Sexual Favors

[JonLP24]

Friday evening, the former Denver Broncos Quarterback Tim Tebow, was arrested for soliciting sexual favors.

The Sheriff’s Department arrested Tim Tebow, the 27 year old religious icon and former Florida Gators star quarterback, who once claimed he invented Gatorade, on Friday at a hotel on the outskirts of Jacksonville.

Sources say Tebow say he is expected to apologize in an open letter for the “inappropriate sexual encounter.”

Tebow said it was Christ’s love that put him in this position, the Jacksonville Daily News reported. According to police reports Tebow had also told officers he was there to “bless the woman with his Holy water,” and not to solicit sexual favors.

A spokesperson did not return requests for comment, but told the Daily News: “We are deeply saddened at Tebow’s failed efforts to baptize her. We ask everyone to pray for her during this challenging time.”

http://dailyleak.org/2014/11/tim-tebow-arrested-for-soliciting-prostitute/

I saw this in GD and felt it was too good to pass up for the Sports forum.

Satire.

[PoliticAverse]

1. You should point out that "The Daily Leak is a satirical, parody website.". n/t

[JonLP24]

2. OK

I figured it would be obvious, especially the "invented Gatorade" part but I remember the outrage over this great piece of satire -- http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8112584 so I'll include it.

[bvf]

3. Always keep Poe's Law in mind.

These days, it seems, nothing is obvious.

[mythology]

4. Considering the first person who posted this on DU thought it was real

a satire note is helpful.

[joeybee12]

5. Reminds me of the lyrics to Cartman's songs when he starts a christian rock band...

I wanna get down on my knees and please you Jesus, and feel your salvation all over my face.

[SoapBox]

6. LOL

The comments at the link are classic.

[joeybee12]

7. The funniest ones are those that don't get it's satire...nt