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Tue Feb 19, 2019, 08:23 PM

Falcon sex hats


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Reply Falcon sex hats (Original post)
shenmue Feb 2019 OP
Bob Loblaw Feb 2019 #1
Adsos Letter Feb 2019 #2
keithbvadu2 Feb 2019 #3
BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2019 #4
Harker Feb 2019 #5
marble falls Feb 2019 #6
tclambert Feb 2019 #7
tclambert Feb 2019 #8
JohnnyRingo Feb 2019 #12
tclambert Feb 2019 #14
JohnnyRingo Feb 2019 #16
Haggis for Breakfast Feb 2019 #9
ornotna Feb 2019 #10
JohnnyRingo Feb 2019 #11
magicarpet Feb 2019 #13
Solly Mack Feb 2019 #15
snort Feb 2019 #17
Raster Feb 2019 #18

Response to shenmue (Original post)

Tue Feb 19, 2019, 09:31 PM

1. And what do you do for a living?

I'm a professional f- - khead.

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Response to shenmue (Original post)

Tue Feb 19, 2019, 09:32 PM

2. I clicked on this for the headline alone.

Now I have to get one for the coffee table in the living room.

Conversation starter.

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Response to shenmue (Original post)

Tue Feb 19, 2019, 10:43 PM

3. Getting some head

Getting some head

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Response to shenmue (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 01:55 PM

4. ROFL!

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Response to shenmue (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 02:08 PM

5. That's pretty falcon interesting. n/t

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Response to shenmue (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 02:58 PM

6. And you put that onto your resume how?

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Response to shenmue (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 06:55 PM

7. Just how did they figure out this would work?

"This just in: A lady leaving her church in Baltimore had her Sunday hat sexually assaulted by a falcon. A falconer in the congregation said, 'I just had a great idea!'"

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Response to shenmue (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 06:59 PM

8. Wait, wait! Why do you have to wear it on your head? Can't you put it on a post?

Or on a mannequin? Wearing it during the, um, "collection" process says something about the wearer.

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Response to tclambert (Reply #8)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 01:56 AM

12. Captive birds think they're people too.

They develop quite a relationship with their human counterparts. At least in this case.

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Response to JohnnyRingo (Reply #12)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 04:16 PM

14. I found out the real answer--the sex hat wearer has to imitate falcon mating calls.

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Response to tclambert (Reply #14)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 08:41 PM

16. caw! caw!... caw!!

"Hey little chickadee, do you cum here often?"

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Response to shenmue (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 09:53 PM

9. Do you get hazard pay with that job ?

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Response to shenmue (Original post)

Wed Feb 20, 2019, 10:55 PM

10. What a cool story

I'm pretty jizzed about this.



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Response to shenmue (Original post)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 01:53 AM

11. "Finish that beer and try this hat on"

Aww... it think my bird likes you!

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Response to shenmue (Original post)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 08:20 AM

13. Here hold my hat,... better yet try it on,... while I finish this beer.

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Response to shenmue (Original post)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 04:43 PM

15. Awesome

and funny.

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Response to shenmue (Original post)

Thu Feb 21, 2019, 10:39 PM

17. Fuck my hat.

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Response to snort (Reply #17)

Fri Feb 22, 2019, 06:47 AM

18. hatfucker

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