God Has a Little Talk With Fred Phelps

[cbayer]

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Caryn Mirriam-Goldberg
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Posted: 03/24/2014 8:08 am EDT Updated: 03/24/2014 8:59 am EDT

Fred: You're God?

God: You were expecting some white man with a beard. Puleeeaze!

Fred: But you're Black, and you look like Barbra Streisand.

God: That's because I'm Haitian. And I love being Barbra on my good days. You know what she sings about people who need people.

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[TygrBright]

1. And I know just where they went for the barbecue, too! Thanks for posting. n/t

[Goblinmonger]

2. Or it could go like this

Fred: Hey, God, what's up?
God: Not much. Great work you did on earth.
Fred: Thanks. Not many listened.
God: Hey, what are you going to? I had to completely destroy a couple cities and turn a chick into salt because of all the butt sex going on in those cities.
Fred: Word.

[rug]

3. Or not.

[cleanhippie]

9. If Fred was correct about his god, then it did go something like that.

Too bad even the most "liberal" believers can't wrap their head around that, as evidenced by the response.

[Goblinmonger]

4. to be accurate, here's what I think the real Fred/god convo is

[LostOne4Ever]

7. I see what you did there!

[libodem]

5. I have little doubt

That's how it's going.

[demwing]

6. Clearly, God is not omniscient

Otherwise she'd know that Manson is still alive.

[cbayer]

8. I read right past that and completely missed it.