Where, when will Trump attend church - if at all?

[TexasTowelie]

On Easter Sunday’s arrival, President Donald Trump has yet to attend a church service in the Capitol since the worship events of his inauguration weekend in January.

Trump is spending this holiday at Mar-a-Lago, his private club in Palm Beach, Fla. The White House would not say if he would go to Easter services. A year ago, while a candidate, he attended the nearby Episcopalian church where he and Melania Trump were married.

Where a president worships is always of interest in Washington. Bill Clinton frequented a Methodist church, Jimmy Carter taught Baptist Sunday school and Barack Obama visited an Episcopal church near the White House.

But compared with the buzz in 2009 over whether newly elected Barack Obama would join a church, there has been less chatter this year about Trump.

Read more: http://www.concordmonitor.com/Where-when-Trump-will-attend-church-services--if-at-all-9310239

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. He might be worried about being vaporized as he walks in the door.

Or at least causing the water in the baptismal font to boil as he walks by.

[elleng]

2. Won't unless/until forced to.

[Docreed2003]

3. He'll only go for the press of it...that dude doesn't know a unicorn from the Eucharist

[gordianot]

4. He is afraid of the collection plate.

[Doreen]

5. He is waiting for his church to be built.

Church of Trump. where he can be worshiped by his deplorables and convince them that he is God and that his first son is a loser because he got caught and hung.

[Warpy]

6. Trump worships at the gilt mirror

in his obscenely overdecorated suite at Mar-a-Loco. In that mirror he sees a 30 year old male with a 6 pack, the almighty's gift to women and the world.

Church? You nuts? He might be late for his tee time.