A Baptist, a Pentecostalist, an Evangelist and an atheist

[MineralMan]

were in a small rowboat. A terrible storm suddenly blew up. The three Christians raised their voices in a prayer for their survival. The atheist grabbed the oars and rowed as hard as he could in the direction of the nearest shore.

As the keel of the boat grated noisily on the gravel of the shoreline, the three Christians loudly praised their deity for rescuing them. The out-of-breath atheist was too tired to speak.

[rurallib]

1. See - there is a reason Gawd makes us atheists!

[MineralMan]

2. Well, someone has to row the damned boat, after all.

[msongs]

3. their god sent them a tsunami that killed 240,000 ppl. why are they so ungrateful? nt

[MineralMan]

4. Well, they, by the grace of God, don't live

where that tsunami struck. It all goes to prove that they are the chosen ones. The people who were killed? Well, apparently they didn't worship God correctly. Remember Sodom and Gomorrah. Their God is a just God, so those 240,000 people met God's justice, I guess. But, see, we are still alive, praise the Lord. It just goes to show you. It's all part of God's plan, you see...