Religion
Related: About this forumPlease take my question in for a minute.
If Jesus or any any other biblical
Prophet was living in America today
Would any of them be a republican???
underthematrix
(5,811 posts)Chickensoup
(650 posts)What it wants.
underthematrix
(5,811 posts)4139
(1,893 posts)Just want freeper lurkers heads to explode
Voltaire2
(13,009 posts)Chickensoup
(650 posts)Voltaire2
(13,009 posts)malchickiwick
(1,474 posts)Methinks they'd fit right in.
Chickensoup
(650 posts)Pope George Ringo II
(1,896 posts)Chickensoup
(650 posts)Pope George Ringo II
(1,896 posts)And half of that was acting as the Jehovah Monster's henchman in the Job caper. Still, let's give him full responsibility for the five he killed on the Jehovah Monster's dare: Ten total kills. On the plus side, his first appearance was as a very Promethean knowledge-bringer type of character. Besides, Luke Skywalker killed a few stormtroopers too, so what the heck.
2 Kings 2:23-24. Forty-two children murdered for calling one of these prophets bald. Considering that by itself that represents more than four times the Satan character's total kill count, it's hard to see how they're supposed to be the good guys when they run around murdering dozens of children over a few laughs about baldness. It's been a while since I read the mythology, but I'm having a hard time thinking of any combination of things the Satan character did which is as bad as freaking murdering forty-two children over some bald jokes. It seems pretty Republican, if we're honest.
NeoGreen
(4,031 posts)...Amalekites...
http://biblehub.com/1_samuel/15-3.htm
Now go, attack the Amalekites and totally destroy all that belongs to them. Do not spare them; put to death men and women, children and infants, cattle and sheep, camels and donkeys.'"
trotsky
(49,533 posts)Heddi
(18,312 posts)I see it.
UnTied
(58 posts)I am tickled to see folks mentioning the prophets. Really, if the (small c) republican christians would read the Bible in its entirety they would see(in Revelations in particular) that false prophets are to come to make way for Satan to come and reek havoc with the true believers. They SHOULD see that they are being encouraged to see good in cutting $ for essential services, finding ways to make starving the poor look "responsible". IF I were that religious, that would scare me. BUT, the Republican party has had a mission for over 40 yrs to frame liberals and DEMs as godless, worthless snowflakes. It worked. Conservatives think we are weak.
Mentioning false prophets should bend some ears.
Chickensoup
(650 posts)Mariana
(14,854 posts)As already pointed out, they tended to be misogynistic and homophobic. They were also generally racist, genocidal, approved of slavery, and thought group-participation torture-executions were a dandy way to punish criminals.
What do you think they would choose?
Chickensoup
(650 posts)I have learned a lot by picking your brain.
you and the others opened my thought
process and elevated it.
Act_of_Reparation
(9,116 posts)Because try as though you'd like, you can't pigeonhole bronze and iron age primitves into our modern political paradigm. Not everything they said jives with modern conservatism, and even less of what they said jives with modern liberalism. Maybe instead of looking for guidance from people who lived and died more than a millennia before our nation was founded, we should look to political scientists, sociologists, and policy wonks otherwise familiar with newfangled shit like "representative democracy" and "infrastructure".
Chickensoup
(650 posts)Act_of_Reparation
(9,116 posts)Response to Act_of_Reparation (Reply #22)
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Heddi
(18,312 posts)I garontee this one will end up...well...skewered like the rest...sooner or later.
Lordquinton
(7,886 posts)Jesus would be condemning politicians in general, Democrats included. Muhammad was rather convert or else Abraham, well... He was ready to kill his own son for the voices in his head, Republicans might be too liberal for him.
We know Joseph Smith would be a republican.
Chickensoup
(650 posts)I thought I had a clear answer.
After reading your and the other replies
I am back to the drawing board
Thanks.
3Hotdogs
(12,372 posts)"Go and kill your son.
What? Well then go make Jose's kids miserable."
No Vested Interest
(5,166 posts)edhopper
(33,570 posts)trotsky
(49,533 posts)Arguing about whose political party is favored by god is a pointless exercise that solves NOTHING.
If your religion helps you live a better life, fine. But keep it out of politics, please. Use reasoned arguments to support policy, not divine edicts.
Chickensoup
(650 posts)Because half of Trump supporters do it
on religious grounds. They want
School prayers. No gay rights. They want to takes us back to the dark Ages.
Curtailing scientific knowledge such as genetic research to cure diseases and many more denials of our rights and freedoms.
Just listen to Sundays Evangelical TV
programs. We have to learn their language
before they rule us.
trotsky
(49,533 posts)Didn't think so.
That's the problem.
MineralMan
(146,286 posts)It is impossible to say. They are not living in America today. We do not even know if they lived at any time with certainty. Finally, at the time they supposedly lived, there was nothing even close to equivalent to today's culture or government.
Heddi
(18,312 posts)muriel_volestrangler
(101,306 posts)The moral of his tale is that you shouldn't demand others are horribly punished, and you shouldn't be disappointed when they repent and are forgiven. Especially when you yourself were a sinner earlier in your life.
While he is officially called a 'prophet', his main function is to show what people ought not to do.