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Related: About this forumSatan Refuses To Accept Any More Catholic Priests In Hell
Stressing that the situation in the underworld was quickly spiraling out of control, Satan, the Great Tempter and Father of Lies, announced Wednesday that he would not allow any more Catholic priests to enter hell. This place is completely overrun with those monsters, and frankly, they kind of creep me out, said the Prince of Darkness, adding that every time he looked up, he saw another recently deceased member of the Roman Catholic clergy being cast down into the fires of hell, where each is expected to be tortured until the end of time by Satan and his minions. Were used to having every manner of unrepentant sinner down here, but those guys are beyond messed up. I swear, if I see one more of those sick bastards, Im going to throw myself into the eternal flames.
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Satan Refuses To Accept Any More Catholic Priests In Hell (Original Post)
Soph0571
Aug 2018
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WestIndianArchie
(386 posts)1. hahaha
This is too funny
3Hotdogs
(12,210 posts)2. Dont'ja wish wish hell was real?
Let's see. Cheney, Trump, Bannon, Arapio, O'Keefe, ...... . Funny, they all seem to be Republicans.
Nitram
(22,671 posts)3. Believers on both sides always assume their enemies will all go to hell and they will all be saved.
Mariana
(14,849 posts)4. And most of them seem to derive considerable pleasure
from their fantasies about the eternal torture of everyone they don't like.
ProfessorPlum
(11,252 posts)5. that woodcut is by gustave dore in his series for the divine comedy
Satan, at the lowest pit in hell, is frozen in ice, while he chews on and tortures Brutus, Cassius, and Judas.
always thought it interesting that Dante equated betraying Jesus Christ with betraying Julius Caesar.