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Soph0571

(9,685 posts)
Thu Aug 30, 2018, 07:26 AM Aug 2018

Satan Refuses To Accept Any More Catholic Priests In Hell



Stressing that the situation in the underworld was quickly spiraling out of control, Satan, the Great Tempter and Father of Lies, announced Wednesday that he would not allow any more Catholic priests to enter hell. “This place is completely overrun with those monsters, and frankly, they kind of creep me out,” said the Prince of Darkness, adding that every time he looked up, he saw another recently deceased member of the Roman Catholic clergy being cast down into the fires of hell, where each is expected to be tortured until the end of time by Satan and his minions. “We’re used to having every manner of unrepentant sinner down here, but those guys are beyond messed up. I swear, if I see one more of those sick bastards, I’m going to throw myself into the eternal flames.”


[link:https://www.theonion.com/satan-refuses-to-accept-any-more-catholic-priests-in-he-1828696347|

Heh
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Satan Refuses To Accept Any More Catholic Priests In Hell (Original Post) Soph0571 Aug 2018 OP
hahaha WestIndianArchie Aug 2018 #1
Dont'ja wish wish hell was real? 3Hotdogs Aug 2018 #2
Believers on both sides always assume their enemies will all go to hell and they will all be saved. Nitram Aug 2018 #3
And most of them seem to derive considerable pleasure Mariana Aug 2018 #4
that woodcut is by gustave dore in his series for the divine comedy ProfessorPlum Aug 2018 #5

3Hotdogs

(12,210 posts)
2. Dont'ja wish wish hell was real?
Thu Aug 30, 2018, 07:58 AM
Aug 2018

Let's see. Cheney, Trump, Bannon, Arapio, O'Keefe, ...... . Funny, they all seem to be Republicans.

Nitram

(22,671 posts)
3. Believers on both sides always assume their enemies will all go to hell and they will all be saved.
Thu Aug 30, 2018, 10:21 AM
Aug 2018

Mariana

(14,849 posts)
4. And most of them seem to derive considerable pleasure
Thu Aug 30, 2018, 10:46 AM
Aug 2018

from their fantasies about the eternal torture of everyone they don't like.

ProfessorPlum

(11,252 posts)
5. that woodcut is by gustave dore in his series for the divine comedy
Thu Aug 30, 2018, 01:10 PM
Aug 2018

Satan, at the lowest pit in hell, is frozen in ice, while he chews on and tortures Brutus, Cassius, and Judas.

always thought it interesting that Dante equated betraying Jesus Christ with betraying Julius Caesar.

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