Online Christian "School" Offers Apocalyse Doctorate for 2,240 dollars

[muriel_volestrangler]

No Seminary in the world offers the Doctor of Eschatology except Luder-Wycliffe Theological Seminary. We are it! We have made history with this degree program, and now it is offered exclusively by us. This degree program is extremely comprehensive and rigorous…but worth every minute of study. You the student will be of the very first in the entire world to earn this prestigious degree.

Before you spend $2,240 on the degree, consider the following:

If the world ends, your degree will be useless.
If the world does not end, your degree will be useless.
What the hell does a doctoral thesis look like in this program considering the entire field is about evidence-free speculation?

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2018/12/06/online-christian-school-offers-apocalyse-doctorate-for-2240/

Maybe it offers valuable advice on how to keep a straight face while you part fools from their money. Like Trump University.

[ck4829]

1. So someone who takes this would be known as... "Doctor Doom"?

[muriel_volestrangler]

2. ++++!

[marylandblue]

3. If the world ends before I graduate, do I get my money back?

[MineralMan]

4. Now, there's a useful degree.

[progressoid]

5. I'm sending this to my daughter.

This doctorate will save her so much time and money.

Thanks!