"Jesus Christ For President - 2012"

[ThoughtCriminal]

I've seen a few bumper stickers around town.

Didn't somebody already make that offer?



He declined.

[zeemike]

1. He did indeed.decline,

And we should know why.

[Gman]

2. He's unelectable

[nxylas]

3. Way too concerned about welfare queens in their Cadillacs

And throwing the moneylenders out of the temple means he would never be able to raise the funds to mount a viable campaign.

[Lint Head]

4. Fascist Tea Baggers would love a corprate theocracy.

[mzteris]

5. I prefer Santa

or the Easter Bunny . . .

more presents. Heck, I think I'll go with the Easter Bunny, he doesn't give a damn if you're naughty or nice.

[NOLALady]

6. He could not

produce a valid birth certificate.

[xfundy]

7. One thing's for sure.

He would never be a Publican.

[jmowreader]

8. Wasn't Jesus born in Israel?