Religion
Related: About this forumIsn't it strange that Jesus is Risen every year?
Yet there hasn't been a second coming?
Walleye
(30,935 posts)Simply, when Jesus comes back to earth, ask him if hes been here before
Omnipresent
(5,674 posts)Never could give him a christian funeral
bucolic_frolic
(43,027 posts)unblock
(52,113 posts)twodogsbarking
(9,664 posts)edhopper
(33,467 posts)LiberalFighter
(50,767 posts)303squadron
(537 posts)Jesus....he's still coming.
niyad
(113,029 posts)3Hotdogs
(12,321 posts)Fullduplexxx
(7,841 posts)KS Toronado
(17,138 posts)when it ends with a question mark, maybe if it ended with a period.
BTW, English was never my best subject.
TeamProg
(6,021 posts)and a Santa Claus.
Even back then I definitely knew that talking snakes, walking on water, giving sight to the blind all seemed like BS.
Im sure that Jesus was a fine person, just not the same guy that religious conservatives claim to follow.
Major Nikon
(36,818 posts)Then you should be worried about your own class or lack thereof before you start pointing fingers.
Just sayin'
Fullduplexxx
(7,841 posts)Major Nikon
(36,818 posts)And still you have no explanation as to why you think Christians deserve an additional privilege on that day on top of all the other privileges they get every other day.
chowmama
(409 posts)I think 'What are you doing here? You need to be home preheating the oven. Timing is really important.'
I can't believe they don't teach home ec as a requirement anymore. And it should always have been for both sexes.
DavidDvorkin
(19,465 posts)Igel
(35,270 posts)Otherwise when you're saying you've had your 30th "birthday" the question has to be, "You came out of your momma's vagina 30 times?"
Personally, you know, once is enough, and, you know, oddly that did *not* count as a "birthday."