New theory of reincarnation expands possible fates

[jberryhill]

The Sri Saag Paneer Institude of Vedic Studies has, after considerable study and contemplation, announced that while the blessed advance to Nirvana, the number of fallback stages to progressively lower life forms is broader than previously thought.

Guru Tandoori Khwarma explains, "You may, by following the wrong path, fall back to a lower caste, or the popular icky things like bugs. We have found that there is another possibility in which you may instead become an internet meme, from which you may never escape.

It is an unimaginable horror, and may be considered the Karmic Death Penalty."

[Speck Tater]

1. It gets even worse than that!

You could come back as a Republican!

[MADem]

2. Stink bugs need something to look down on, too, in the Big Scheme of Things! nt

[rug]

3. Cheesy.

[jberryhill]

5. Well, you get what you pay for

The cover buys your first drink, so live a little, Mr. Saturday Night.

On edit: Oh, the saag! Duh. Yes, well they are not Vegans at the Institute.

[rug]

6. I pay extra for less cheese in my saag paneer.

[jberryhill]

7. But what is that fly doing in my mulligatawny soup?

[rug]

8. deincarnating

[jberryhill]

11. Try the Gulab Jamun, folks, we're here all night!

[rug]

12. That's not firni.

[jberryhill]

13. You found it naan humorous?

[rug]

14. Raita.

[bunnies]

4. "icky things...

an unimaginable horror".

[Warpy]

9. Really? I wouldn't mind being a soil bacillus

Think of it, being in the present moment, nothing to do but eat, excrete and meditate and then divide in two when the time comes.

If there's any truth to reincarnation, I need a rest after this life. I want to be something with no responsibilities.

[jberryhill]

10. You mean like Rush Limbaugh?

I don't think he excretes, though.

[Warpy]

20. he doesn't, he remains full of it

something he shares with the worst tempered insect out there, the adult chigger.

[jberryhill]

21. Alerted!

I don't know all the new slang, but I'm sure that one's not good.

[Warpy]

23. you should have looked it up, instead

[villager]

15. All Your Lives Are Belong to Us!?

[Jessy169]

16. Romney will be reincarnated as a bed bug

Because he's secretive, hides (his money) really good and is a loathesome blood sucking parasite.

[longship]

17. Don't forget that traumatic insemination thing.

Bed bugs are fucked up.

Just ask Bug Girl, one of the SkepChiks.

[jberryhill]

22. Bed bugs have a way to shut that down, if legitimate

[muriel_volestrangler]

18. Someone must have been reincarnated as Poe's Law

but we'd have to get confused between real religious beliefs and parody to know ..

[cbayer]

19. I'm pretty sure I've peaked out and there is nowhere to go but down.

An internet meme?