"Fundies Say The Darnedest Things" update
Lots more fun here - http://www.fstdt.com/Default.aspx
Girl Scout cookies now leading cause of damnation: (A group called "Honest Girl Scouts" is calling for a boycott of Girl Scout cookies after a transgender child was accepted.)
"The Honest Girl Scouts website says that the Girl Scouts use cookie income to promote "abortion and LGBT agendas," introduces Girl Scouts to "the concept of sexual rights for children without parent consent" and is rewriting badge books to include "radical activists and gay role models."" - honestgirlscouts.com, cnn.com (1/20/2012 4:31:54 AM)
Atheists on crack!!! Note this was written by an Admin at Rapture Ready: Satan has his little helpers running around all over the place these days. These "occupiers" better be glad we follow Jesus and not that satanic Islam allah rock idol god or they would be chased out of town and the ones caught would have their heads cutoff. Obama is behind all of this. He wants his little Marxist riots to help him win office again. Who knows, might even be atheists on crack acting like fools. - Chris (Administrator for RR) (1/29/2012) 9:42:46 AM)
I forget, was it the one by Dawkins or Hitchens?: I also wondered if the atheists are right why do they need so many books? If their arguments were valid they would have only needed one. - Lighthouse, theologyonline.com (1/24/2012 4:10:28 AM)
Why do I suspect this guy is a "youth pastor?" (caps in original) - Starting with Eve women have been Satan's tool of condemnation for men if glancing at their accentuated, ample, semi or covered BREASTS. Pentecostal men are accused of being lustful, adulterous sinners if seeing female BREASTS, BUTTOCKS, LEGS, HAIR women love to expose...
Girls age 12-17 snare men with thoughts of adultery and fornication when wearing tight fitting jeans outlining her vagina, daisy may cutoffs, and T-shirts that accentuate perky TEATS. - R. Michael Hands, "Profitable Doctrines from an Endtime Prophet" (1/28/2012 9:36:18 AM)
There's nothing like the classics! (emphasis in original): ...When they begin to realize that the alleged violence of the Klan of the past was in fact lawful executions of murderers, rapists, and child molesters, they will understand that it has been an anti-Christian force in this nation that has tarnished the once immensely popular and beloved Ku Klux Klan... - Rachel Pendergraft, The Official Website of The Knights Party, USA (1/22/2012 4:30:59 PM)
But I Googled his name and it means something icky: Obviously Mitt Romney is deceived. Do you want someone deceived by the Mormon cult in the White House? Many people know that Mormons teach heresies like Jesus is the spirit brother of Lucifer. But do people know voting for Romney will bring God's judgment (2 Chronicles 19:2)? If you love Jesus Christ, you won't vote for Mormon Romney. There is hope. Rick Santorum includes God in government as our Founding Fathers said to do and obeys God with pro-life and one-man and one-woman marriage. Since obeying God will fix the economy, Americans should vote for Santorum who is the most God-fearing Republican running. - Pastor Steve Andrew, Joe. My. God. (1/24/2012 4:20:05 AM)
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I am offended! 
