The Doughnut

[rug]

[Adsos Letter]

1. LOL!

Ah, I needed this right about now...

[Xipe Totec]

2. The Limericist

There once was a donut with frosting,
that secular wits were accosting
then homer showed up,
and filling his mouth,
said I find all this jabber exhausting.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

3. Does this mean Pagans get more doughnuts?

[Warren Stupidity]

4. Might make sense if ἰχώρ were substituted for donuts.

[goldent]

5. Catholic: After eating a donut, say 5 Hail Marys and 5 Our Fathers

[muriel_volestrangler]

7. Calvinist: There is a doughnut with your name on it

or there is no doughnut with your name on it, so you can never eat one.

[demwing]

6. Hindu - You will eat the donut

over and over again till you get it right

Buddhist - There is no doughnut. Merge with the hole...

Rastafarian - Smoke that doughnut!

[okasha]

8. Native American

The truel Doughnut is frybread frosted with honey and formed into the Sacred Hoop. You are encouraged to eat as many doughnuts as possible, regardless of race, national origin, sexual orientation or religion.

[edhopper]

9. Christians

There is only one doughnut and it is the one I am eating, all others are eating false doughnuts that will never satisfy them.

[cbayer]

10. How does this sit with you? Anti-thesists.

There are no doughnuts and if you think you are eating one, you and everyone like you are delusional fools.

Feel good? I don't think so.

[edhopper]

11. I was just adding to the list

in the same humorous or sarcastic spirit.

Was my post any different or more offensive than the ones in the OP?

[cbayer]

12. The others don't put anyone else down and they are humorous.

Yours is an attack on those that see things differently than you do.

Or perhaps you didn't mean it to come across that way.

[edhopper]

13. Sorry i just don't see a differnce between mine

and "Doughnuts make you fat"

Eye of the beholder i guess?

[rug]

14. Did that one offend you?

[edhopper]

15. None of them offended me

I didn't think mine would offend either.

[jeepnstein]

18. Spend some time dealing with denominational issues...

and you'll see that your comment about "The one true donut." are pretty much spot-on. I happen to come from a Restoration Movement background and as such I tend to step into that trap far too often. For some reason humans like to make things more difficult than they need to be.

If you can't laugh at yourself you're too tightly wound.

[LostOne4Ever]

16. Pastafarian

Fuck the doughnut, im having some spaghetti!

[dimbear]

17. Matthew 13 :33 the kingdom of heaven is like yeast.............

and eggs, flower, vanilla extract, sugar, butter, water, milk and some hot oil.