Voyager II nearly hit by speeding object

[jberryhill]

JPL Researchers report small leather-covered spherical object has speeded past Voyager II earlier this evening. It was believed to have originated in Charlotte, North Carolina.

[Tansy_Gold]

1. sped n/t

[jberryhill]

2. No, I was in the regular classes

My best friend was a sped student, though.

It would have been to have has being speedinatulous, though, to get there that quick.

That one done snuck right by me, though. Thanks.

[RoccoR5955]

3. You had me goin' there for a minute.

Then I thought... Voyager II must be about a light day or so out, so it must be Clinton's homer from last night.

[jberryhill]

4. Vega, here we come!

At least they can quit watching I Love Lucy out there.

[longship]

5. Well. Let's hope Obama is reelected...

That way we will have the financial and intellectual resources to...








Build the machine!

[jberryhill]

6. Isn't that the truth.

I don't want some geeky robot on Mars, I want Captain Kirk screwing green chicks in another part of the galaxy!

[longship]

7. I want me with the green aliens, not that egomaniacal idiot Kirk.

(pouring another Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.)

[jberryhill]

8. And rainbow colored aliens for our LGBT friends!

[longship]

9. Not even our Republican friends would complain about that.

Of course, we always knew Kirk was a real dog. But it was always left to the imagination.

Sex, LGBT or otherwise, with an alien might be a very, very risky affair. You never know about these foreign cultures, or -- horrors -- biology. I would not want to encounter a female alien arachnid...

On second thought, I think I will let Kirk go first.

I'll watch first, then, if he survives, I will consider it.

[jberryhill]

10. Hell, they complain about Obama's parents

Dunno if they're ready to make another giant leap for humankind.

Then again, Mitt has successfully mated with Ann several times, resulting in fully functional offspring units which appear to integrate reasonably well with carbon based life forms.

[lastlib]

11. those alien chicks might have ways to shut that whole thing down....

...and WE may not like it!!



Jus' sayin'......