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defacto7

(13,485 posts)
1. It's solid gold.
Fri May 16, 2014, 01:56 AM
May 2014

If I had a hat that had a solid gold thingy sticking up, I'd want it pushed out of the way by my body guards. I wouldn't want it getting knocked off into the street where some homeless thief would sell it for food or something.

John1956PA

(2,654 posts)
3. The cross is mounted on a pivot mechanism similar to that of automobile hood ornaments.
Fri May 16, 2014, 08:38 AM
May 2014

The bodyguard placed the cross in its horizontal position so that it would not impede the bishop as he entered the limousine.

Jokerman

(3,517 posts)
5. It's a retractable antenna for signals from heaven.
Fri May 16, 2014, 10:24 AM
May 2014

It folds down while in the car so those god beams don't fuck up the radio reception.

Jokerman

(3,517 posts)
11. Those are cool but they got stuck in the up position at least once.
Fri May 16, 2014, 02:25 PM
May 2014

Not that I'm old enough to remember.

sakabatou

(42,082 posts)
10. You can only be so tall to get in a car...
Fri May 16, 2014, 01:14 PM
May 2014

Unless you're the Queen Elizabeth, who had her car's roof raised for her hats.

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