Why do atheists even bother getting up in the morning?

[cleanhippie]

[Curmudgeoness]

1. Hell if I know.

So I guess that I will just go back to bed----sounds like a great idea.

[awoke_in_2003]

8. and have more guilt free sex. nt

[Neoma]

2. Uh.

To do stuff?

[MarkCharles]

3. Where do you get all these great cartoons??

I see one on the religion forum that seems to have upset some poster, who took it very personally.

That's TUFF!

[mr blur]

6. Try atheistcartoons.com

http://www.atheistcartoons.com/

[BiggJawn]

4. Because I have to Pee.

Oh, and I have to do my part in making America a "Secular, European-style Socialist whatever" Like the Newtser says Anti-Religion Bigots like me are doing...

[mr blur]

5. If we don't, who's going to offend all the Christians?

And the Muslims of course.

[DemonSpawn]

7. To live life?

Our mere existence is painful to them, isn't it?