Christians say the darnedest things!

[Warren Stupidity]

WASHINGTON — Thousands of professing atheists and agnostics from across the country descended on Washington, D.C. today for the “Reason Rally,” an event that is designed to discuss politics from a godless perspective.
...
Several lawmakers were also tapped to speak at the rally, including Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hi.), a Hindu, and Rep. Bobby Scott (D-Va.), a professing Christian, as well as Maryland State Senator Jamie Raskin, a progressive Jew.

http://christiannews.net/2016/06/04/reason-over-religion-professing-atheists-rally-in-washington-d-c-for-godless-politics/

So what's up with christian news reporters and Hindus and Jews? Atheists and Christians "profess", Jews are merely "progressive" and Hindu's? nothing? Not one adjective?

[Cartoonist]

1. They don't know Hindu

Possible adjectives:

Exotic
Mysterious
Transcendental
Reincarnated

[Promethean]

2. They just refuse to accept that we are genuine in our disbelief.

Professing this professing that. If they disagree with a fellow christian he becomes professing as well so they can play the no true scotsman card.

[Iggo]

3. I'm thinking Hindu and Jew are probably all the adjective they need.

[Warren Stupidity]

4. Well jews are "progressive". Hindus get nothing.