Listening to some old Atheist Experience videos and heard a great line

[rurallib]

some Christian was claiming something he believed in was backed by biblical passages.
The host ( Russel Glasser I think) responded "well the bible is basically a mutl]iple choice book. Whatever you want to do there is a passage that says it's OK."

Or words to that effect. I listen while I work out and sometimes you just have to stop and laugh.

[progressoid]

1. The bible is awfully adaptable to whatever you want to justify.

[mountain grammy]

3. Thanks

[trotsky]

2. Sums it up perfectly.

Additionally, for the choices you don't pick, all you gotta do is say they are allegorical and that's that. End of discussion.