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Atheists & Agnostics

DetlefK

(16,423 posts) Fri Dec 8, 2017, 11:06 AM Dec 2017

Please join my church of atheism.

There are many good reasons why you should believe in A:
- The letter A definitely exists.
- The letter A is the one true origin of the alphabet.
- Worshipping the letter A in the Church of Atheism is a perfectly natural, sensible and smart way of life: In the english language, "a" and "the" are two of the most common words. And using "-ism" is a sign of intelligence.
- The letter A doesn't mind if you draw it.
- Nobody has ever been a-ified on a large wooden A.

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Highlight:

Please join my church of atheism. (Original Post) DetlefK Dec 2017 OP

Not for me Cartoonist Dec 2017 #1

When an A Dies The River Dec 2017 #2

Fuckin' A! Ohiya Dec 2017 #3

Only if this is your pope: trotsky Dec 2017 #4

Canadians are constantly invoking the name! rurallib Dec 2017 #5

Cartoonist

(7,309 posts)

1. Not for me

Reply to DetlefK (Original post)

Fri Dec 8, 2017, 11:13 AM

Dec 2017

The letter A can not stand alone. It must be followed by another word.

There are no A's in my name, so I can't relate.

The A's aren't a very good baseball team.