Penis Facials Aren't Backed By Science -- Sorry, Sandra Bullock

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Cate Blanchett finally revealed what she and Ocean’s 8 co-star Sandra Bullock use to maintain such youthful, luminous skin: the foreskin of Korean infants.

In an otherwise glamorous interview with Vogue Australia in which Blanchett promoted the newest Giorgio Armani fragrance, Sì Passione, Blanchett shared her favorite skincare routine — one she and Bullock reportedly like to call “the penis facial.”

“Sandra Bullock and I saw this facialist in New York, Georgia Louise, and she gives what we call the penis facial,” Blanchett told Vogue Australia. “It’s something — I don’t know what it is, or whether it’s just cause it smells a bit like sperm — there’s some enzyme in it so Sandy refers to it as the penis facial.”

Known officially as the Hollywood EGF (Epidermal Growth Factor) Facial, so-called penis facials have earned the nickname not just because the process smells like sperm, but because it requires a serum derived from the cells of the foreskin of newborn babies.

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Still, foreskincare (Can we call it that? Let’s call it that) is on the rise. Georgia Louise boasts a lengthy list of celebrity clients seeking innovative skincare treatments, including Katy Perry, Alexander Wang, and Anna Wintour. “Georgia is a miracle worker,” Emma Stone is quoted on their client list. “The best facialist in the world!” Gucci Westman raves.

There is little evidence to suggest the EGF serum generates collagen and elastin any more than other aspects of the treatment. Given that the baby foreskin is applied after a chemical peel using salicylic and glycolic acid and is followed by an electrifying mask, there are too many variables in the process to point to foreskin’s necessity. But thanks to celebrity endorsements from Blanchett and others, its popularity is coming to a head.

https://www.inverse.com/article/42365-penis-facials-foreskin-skincare-science

[Zoonart]

1. Almost nothing more sad than the desperation of some women to remain young.

Of course, in Hollywood, both Bullock and Blanchett are well past ther sell-by date. I prefer the great actresses that worked well on into their later years as brilliant character actresses. Unfortunately, they don't write those roles anymore.

It is body tyranny... nothing less.

[Kaleva]

6. Helen Mirren, Judi Dench, Maggie Smith, Vanessa Redgrave, Eileen Atkins are very much in demand.

[dweller]

2. I saw what he did there ...

about the popularity ... 😳

[sdfernando]

3. sounds like child abuse to me /nt

[Ron Obvious]

4. Well, that does it for me. I'm not having one. n/t

[MicaelS]

5. I laughed out loud when I saw the title.

Guess you know what filthy thoughts were in my mind.

[marble falls]

7. That's some dismal stuff right there. It wouldn't have to get much worse to be ....

terrible. Foreskin? Shoudn't the donor get a .... cut?

You know: a second cut?

[NickB79]

8. The description isn't what I expected

I was thinking more like this, but with wangs: