If Bain Capital Were Running Mitt's Campaign, They'd Fire Him and Hire a Guy in China

[buzzman]

http://www.truth-out.org/buzzflash/commentary/item/17524-if-bain-capital-were-running-mitt-s-campaign-they-d-fire-him-and-hire-a-guy-in-china

Willard has taken bad to a whole new level. Bad like a dumpster behind a fish market during a garbage strike bad. Bad like a Three dollar Dark Knight Rises DVD bought off a Times Square cardboard table with Albanian subtitles bad. Bad like Todd Akin at a NARAL benefit bad. Bad doubled down. Beyond breaking bad to the point of broken bad.

And every time the former Governor of Massachusetts opens his mouth, it gets worse. He’s tone deaf, tongue tied, logically challenged and as approachable as a near-sighted porcupine in heat. The Anti Ray Romano: nobody Loves Mitt.

So uncomfortable around real people, you can practically hear him whisper “icky, icky, icky,” under his breath while shaking hands at rallies. You know there’s an aide with a bottle of Purell hand sanitizer waiting for him on the bus. Maybe even a 55- gallon drum connected to a shower head.

Got caught on a secret video calling 47% of those real people moochers and malingerers. Shirking entitled victims dependent on the government for food. Food. Mmmm. That’s us. Just can’t get enough of that government cheese. You know what this country needs? A good 5¢ government cracker.

The impression is that: 1, he was pandering to his rich donor buddies; or 2, the poster child for the 1% really believes what he said. Either way, awkward! And that massive pounding sound you hear is a herd of stampeding elephants running away from what they fear might be contagious.

[The Magistrate]

1. True, That, Sir