#RomneyDebateLines

[eridani]

op Conservative Cat ?@TeaPartyCat
#RomneyDebateLines "America can't afford 4 more years of Obama's failed policies. It's time to try Bush's failed policies again."
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4h Chad Sarno ?@Wanderer19
At Bain, I could only send jobs overseas one company at a time. Imagine what I can do when I'm president! #RomneyDebateLines

Barracks O'Bama ?@P0TUS
"Mr Lehrer, could I try Caymans tax rules for $200?" #RomneyDebateLines

7h phive ?@phive0phor
"My wife has expressed concerns about my mental well-being. She says my car elevator doesn't go all the way to the top." #RomneyDebateLines


LOLGOP ?@LOLGOP
#RomneyDebateLines Ask not what your country can do for you; ask where you can invest outside this country.


Mumtaznepal ?@MumtazNepal
#RomneyDebateLines Medicare is just like companies I used to get a hold of, empty the cash out of, then outsource the skeleton remainder

Mumtaznepal ?@MumtazNepal
#RomneyDebateLines That's right, my RomneyRyan budget plan will add $5 trillion to debt immediately - but the wealthy will have tax cuts!

[TeamPooka]

1. Bazinga!

[courseofhistory]

2. More Leaked Romney Zingers!

Obama stole my bad, I mean good, no bad health care idea

Mr. Moderator, can I buy a vowel?

Whatever he just said, I said it first and I stand by that!

Ann is a stay at 5 homes mom

Obamacare. I built that!

Kenya believe my opponent ruined the economy?

I Was So Poor At College….I Had To Sell Some Of My Offshore Hedge Fund Certificates

*Waving hand wildly in the air* I know the answer to that even though my opponent doesn't. *smug look* Blind trusts are a ruse..... oh, wait, wait it's The national debt stupid! Oh, no wait, wait, that should be "WHAT IS the national debt? Maybe I should have chosen blind trusts for 500?

That's my final answer and whatever it was, I stand by it!

Mr. Obama has too many details. It is very confusing. I stand by that, whatever it was!

Well, as I've said before, blind trusts are a ruse. That's why I have one!

53% of the American people are quite intelligent and I stand by that too!

I have no disorder *twitching and blinking*

Listen, I cover both sides of an issue, just in case. I think. I don't want to be specific because people won't vote for me then; my wife Ann says so!

I will have my opponent know that I support our military. I'm an honorary state trooper! I can show you my uniform!

My plan for the Middle East is to......bomb, er ah, the bomb!

I will bet my opponent $10,000 that I have more money than he does! So obviously I'm better at math for the wealthy than he is!

I'm not concerned about poor people for they will be poor always! They have a safety net if you can visualize that big fishing net in the sky.

Listen, my whole family is patriotic. My sons, especially who didn't serve in the military but who are showing their patriotism by helping me get elected. As my wife says about other republicans criticizing me, "You get out there in the political trenches and see how hard it is! Or some such thing as that! Elegantly stated to boot!"

My first executive order on day one will be a mandate for roll-down windows on airplanes. Heck, what's more important? A pressurized cabin or being able to inhale that fresh low level oxygen at 30,000 ft? Sheesh!

I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed but I have that $350,000 that I make weekly to tide me over.