Mitt Rmoney has been running for POTUS for nearly six years. Has he ever gotten off a zinger

[madinmaryland]

that anyone can recall.

The only ones that I can recall have back-fired. I'll even bet you ten-thousand dollars!!

[uppityperson]

1. My debate expectation...

"Mr Romney, what color is your shirt?"

R: BHO is the devil

"Mr Romney, do you like apples?"

R: BHO is the worst thing to ever happen

etc

[lastlib]

2. Nothing I've ever heard him say had any zing in it.

Lead, yes--zing, no. I think if he ever came up with any zing, his magic underwear would transmogrify it into lead. Mormon alchemy, if you like.

[madinmaryland]

4. Heh! That sounds like something out of Calvin and Hobbes!!

his magic underwear would transmogrify...

[courseofhistory]

3. I recall at least one

It isn't often reported but it happened in 1994 during his run against Kennedy at the debate!

*Waving hand wildly in the air* I know the answer to that even though my opponent doesn't. *smug look* Blind trusts are a ruse..... oh, wait, wait it's The national debt stupid! Oh, no wait, wait, that should be "WHAT IS the national debt, stoooooop? *laughing insanely* Maybe I should have chosen blind trusts for 500?