Hillary is Hermione: a brilliant, hard-working, conscientious MUGGLE.

[pnwmom]

And I'm for her in the battle against Evil . . . because there's no such thing as a Wizard.

[Avalux]

1. Please don't insult Hermione. Hillary is a more akin to Delores Umbridge. n/t

[Roland99]

21. Hermione wouldn't have been getting paid for speeches to Voldemort

[Silver_Witch]

28. Oh SNAP!

[beam me up scottie]

36. *snerk*

[Chasstev365]

54. Ding Ding Ding: We have a winner right out of the box!

[SoLeftIAmRight]

59. BOOM

lol

[840high]

66. lol +1

[Barack_America]

49. 100% Umbridge. Probably threatens to carve "I shall not endorse Sanders"...

...into the hands of super delegates if they cross her.

[GeorgiaPeanuts]

2. I think of Hillary more like the Witch in the new scary movie the Witch that just came out...

[pnwmom]

4. There is no such thing as witches or wizards. nt

[jmg257]

14. You realize Hermione was a witch right? nt

[pnwmom]

17. She is a muggle who got some training. n/t

[VMA131Marine]

22. No! She was born with powers. Her parents were not.

Hence they are muggles; she is not.

[pnwmom]

23. Okay, fine. She was muggle-born.

That is indisputable!

[bvf]

37. Noted. Thanks.

Pretty much blows your whole "thesis" then, even if you were shooting for Most Ridiculous OP of the Week.

That's still a lock.

[Silver_Witch]

29. Please DO NOT insult Witches

We find it quite distressing....and totally unfair.

<|;o)

[bobbobbins01]

3. You realize Voldemort is a wizard, correct?

So you're for her in fighting a battle against an imaginary foe? That fits into her "I'm a victim" mentality pretty well.

[pnwmom]

5. Thanks. I'll fix that. There IS such a thing as evil. n/t

[SoLeftIAmRight]

61. hill and bill???

[GoneOffShore]

6. HRC is to Bernie Sanders as Hugh Gaitskill was to Nye Bevan.

[senz]

7. Is that why she carpetbagged to NY and as SOS got sloppy with her email server, then did deals

on the side with weapons manufacturers and foreign governments?

Hard-working, conscientious muggle?

uh uh, not at all.

[Roland99]

39.  Henry Kissinger, Hillary Clinton’s Tutor in War and Peace

http://www.thenation.com/article/henry-kissinger-hillary-clintons-tutor-in-war-and-peace/

[dchill]

9. MUGGLE sounds so harmless!

Which Hillary is definitely not.

[jmg257]

10. If you'll compare her to a witch, I'd pick Narcissa Malfoy.

VERY rich, almost a death eater (but not quite) a bit stuffy and out of touch, but protective of her family & their legacy.

[pnwmom]

13. I won't, but I know the haters do, every day. nt

[jmg257]

16. Hermione is a witch, so you sort of did already. nt

[pnwmom]

18. She's a muggle who got some training. n/t

[jmg257]

19. Her parents were muggles - she was born a witch. A very good one too.

In nasty terms she is a "mud blood".

[VMA131Marine]

15. I almost went for this in my following post.

I guess Bill would be Lucius then?

[jmg257]

32. Well they sure ain't the Weasleys. Nt

[VMA131Marine]

11. Hermione was not a muggle.

Her parents were, certainly. Muggles are non-magic folk. Continuing with this analogy suggests that Bernie is Dumbledore. Hillary would be Harry's Aunt Petunia for always telling him what he can't do.

[azmom]

26. Agree.

[Karmadillo]

38. +1 for this, although I fear Aunt Petunia's followers will simply cry, "Evanesco!" and ignore it.

[Android3.14]

12. Warren is more like Hermione

Hillary is like Delores Umbrage.

Also, Herminone is not a muggle. They call her a mudblood, a wizard offspring of muggles.

[VMA131Marine]

20. Bernie is Dumbledore!

[cherokeeprogressive]

24. Nothing like living in the real world...

[VMA131Marine]

25. How do you know this IS the real world....

[cherokeeprogressive]

30. I'll take my chances.

[VMA131Marine]

33. Which pretty much describes the Universe in a nutshell

[Silver_Witch]

27. Oh my Unicorn

Hillary is NOT Hermione...please......

[VMA131Marine]

31. Can we all agree that Cruz is Voldemort?

Trump is then Gilderoy Lockhart

[Jackilope]

35. Paul Ryan is a death eater.

I agree. Hillary is Umbridge and Elizabeth Warren is Hermione.

[Thinkingabout]

34. Thanks, I am glad Hillary is willing to work for Americans.

[senz]

41. Willing to work for very rich Americans who can pay $350,000 per speech.

[Thinkingabout]

42. Her speeches have gone up in price, probably will be more after she is president.

[fighting-irish]

45. Tone. Deaf.

[Thinkingabout]

46. Don't you think her speech rates will increase after she is president, I do, her resume

Will be larger. Her speeches has already increased by $100,000 since her last speech.

[fighting-irish]

47. She will not be President of the United States.

She has not won 8 straight states, and it is increasingly unlikely that she will win the rest of the states.

[Thinkingabout]

50. She has won in more states, has the larger delegate count, remember it is not about how

Many states, how many votes but the number of delegates, today they split the delegates, Sanders has lots of ground to cover, a steep bill to climb.

[hobbit709]

51. She won't win the GE

And most of the states she won the primary in haven't voted D in the GE for years.

[fighting-irish]

63. Clinton is not going to win any more states.

She will lose New York by 27%, and it will be her largest shift, cutting the lead to under 90, with PA, MD, DE favoring Bernie. She's pulling out all the stops now, and fortunately, none of them are working. Think fracking is going to help Clinton in PA, MD or DE? (I'm hearing loud laughter in the background in PA)

[Thinkingabout]

70. I will be glad to bookmark this one,in fact Sanders needs to win by about 60% of the remaining

primaries to get the required delegate count. How much fracking do you think is happening at this time?

[revbones]

53. That anyone would be happy about bribery is disgusting. nt

[840high]

67. She works hard

for herself and her rich friends. NOT for us.

[AlbertCat]

40. Hillary is Hermione:

She's British now?

And a fictional character only found in books and fantasy films.


Alrighty then!

[Arkana]

43. Except Hermione stopped being a bossy snob halfway through the first book.

Hillary has yet to learn that lesson.

[hobbit709]

44. This has to be the dumbest OP of the day.

[Warren DeMontague]

48. Hermione? More like Zelig.

[bvf]

65. Perfect!

But be fair, now.

Someone who can't even comprehend a character from a novel geared to middle-school-age readers can hardly be expected to grasp the comparison to the central personality (personalities?) of the most inventive Woody Allen movie ever.

[revbones]

52. Wrong movie. I think some girl with a dog stole Hillary's shoes in the correct movie.

Unless Hillary was the one with the flying monkeys. Can't remember, it's been a while.

[hobbit709]

56. There is a similarity between the flying monkeys and the attack Bernie trolls.

[revbones]

57. I think you mean the Hillbullies. nt

[hobbit709]

58. 6 of one, half a dozen of the other.

[Motown_Johnny]

55. Hermione never had to lie about running from danger.

Hillary is not Hermione.

[jmg257]

60. How much would Hermoine charge the Deatheaters to give a speech? Nt

[BillZBubb]

62. I've read some ridiculous things on DU, but this wins the prize.

Hillary has never battled against evil. She's a enabler of evil and a money grubber.

[PowerToThePeople]

64. And Sanders is Snape

who has been fighting for all of us since the beginning, even though many do not realize it.

[Fawke Em]

68. Bullshit. Hermione would go into the banks and use the dragon.

Hillary won't.

[840high]

69. This OP is almost as funny as

the Christmas door mat was.

[frylock]

71. This has already been hashed out.