Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:49 PM

Buzz Clik (38,437 posts)

An Agnostic's Prayer: Dear Jeebus, Have Skinner call it.

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An Agnostic's Prayer: Dear Jeebus, Have Skinner call it. (Original post)	Buzz Clik	Apr 2016	OP
You ask every day, and every day Skinner has to tell you no.	DFab420	Apr 2016	#1
Perhaps this site is like a closed primary. You have to buy in before you can speak to the boss.	TheBlackAdder	Apr 2016	#37
He wants the purge to begin	yuiyoshida	Apr 2016	#45
This is ridiculous. Skinner said when the primary is over from my recollection.....I'm sure he	bkkyosemite	Apr 2016	#2
JFC, It should be called when the results of the Democratic Convention are memorialized!	TheBlackAdder	Apr 2016	#22
Now now little poster, Santa doesn't come until June 14	Hekate	Apr 2016	#3
He won't.	NanceGreggs	Apr 2016	#4
Jeebus or Skinner?	Buzz Clik	Apr 2016	#5
Ha ha!!!	NanceGreggs	Apr 2016	#6
That's actually a relief.	Buzz Clik	Apr 2016	#10
A ridiculous alert against your post failed.	Renew Deal	Apr 2016	#19
I never post here anymore ...	NanceGreggs	Apr 2016	#20
what if you're just a bad writer?	ibegurpard	Apr 2016	#43
I've never been alerted on ...	NanceGreggs	Apr 2016	#44
Are you sure?	ibegurpard	Apr 2016	#46
Put me on Ignore ...	NanceGreggs	Apr 2016	#47
I hope the Skinner doesn't call it until the nominee is confirmed (nt)	bigwillq	Apr 2016	#7
Confirmed, or inaugurated?	Buzz Clik	Apr 2016	#11
Confirmed at the convention (nt)	bigwillq	Apr 2016	#13
That was a multi-level joke... see..	Buzz Clik	Apr 2016	#14
Yes, I got the joke.	bigwillq	Apr 2016	#15
lol	obamanut2012	Apr 2016	#58
Sorry, for a moment there I thought you said 'indicted'. n/t	lumberjack_jeff	Apr 2016	#64
I know, I know, us anti war types are...	actslikeacarrot	Apr 2016	#8
I see what you did there.	Buzz Clik	Apr 2016	#12
No, that's not it...	Fumesucker	Apr 2016	#9
Episcopalian?	Nonhlanhla	Apr 2016	#53
Close..	Fumesucker	Apr 2016	#66
Ha ha! That's great! Thanks for sharing. nt.	Nonhlanhla	Apr 2016	#68
Why does an agnostic pray to an imaginary being?	cherokeeprogressive	Apr 2016	#16
Damn. I have to explain everything:	Buzz Clik	Apr 2016	#17
An agnostic atheist's prayer:	LostOne4Ever	Apr 2016	#18
See, this epitomizes the difference between Bernie's crew...	Buzz Clik	Apr 2016	#21
You haven't had your trollish OP shut down, so there is a difference.	TheBlackAdder	Apr 2016	#23
See, this epitomizes the difference between Hillary's crew...	LostOne4Ever	Apr 2016	#30
It's both.	Buzz Clik	Apr 2016	#31
It's not.	LostOne4Ever	Apr 2016	#32
I think we're dealing with someone	bvf	Apr 2016	#52
He thinks 'Joe Pesci' equals a threat of violence because Joe is Italian and played bad guys.	Bluenorthwest	Apr 2016	#59
You haven't been funny once. nt	artislife	Apr 2016	#42
I'd pretend that was a threat of violence too... were I irrational and lacked wit.	LanternWaste	Apr 2016	#65
On Apr 27, Skinner woke up and saw his shadow...	SidDithers	Apr 2016	#24
..	Buzz Clik	Apr 2016	#25
Well-you could take a six week break...	catnhatnh	Apr 2016	#62
Nah, I'd rather be here to serve on juries...	SidDithers	Apr 2016	#63
Nah, Skinner knows conflict is good for the bottom line. Moar clicks	riderinthestorm	Apr 2016	#26
... and moar boarish behavior.	Buzz Clik	Apr 2016	#27
Shockingly enough, democracy demands all voices are heard	riderinthestorm	Apr 2016	#29
It helps pay for the FREELOADERS who don't have a star next to their Username, right Buzz Clik?	TheBlackAdder	Apr 2016	#28
I just signed up for a monthly stipend.	grossproffit	Apr 2016	#35
That's awesome!	TheBlackAdder	Apr 2016	#36
Ooh, ouch. Nt	JudyM	Apr 2016	#38
It's getting worse.	grossproffit	Apr 2016	#33
No kidding. They're out for a pound of flesh.	Buzz Clik	Apr 2016	#34
If it's chaps you that much, trash the forum.	morningfog	Apr 2016	#39
Amenz.	Scurrilous	Apr 2016	#40
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!"	Warren DeMontague	Apr 2016	#41
What is this "it" to which you refer?	MattSh	Apr 2016	#48
The magic number has not been reached.	Vinca	Apr 2016	#49
I guess that's what he's waiting for. Maybe the convention	Buzz Clik	Apr 2016	#55
Trashing Thread	B Calm	Apr 2016	#50
Too late. Once you respond to a thread, every time someone responds to you...	Buzz Clik	Apr 2016	#54
The freeloaders eat the food, complain about the host and guests and then defile the bathroom.	TheBlackAdder	Apr 2016	#56
kick	Buzz Clik	Apr 2016	#60
K&R!	stonecutter357	Apr 2016	#51
I am Jeebus: Do the following and it will be called:	jack_krass	Apr 2016	#57
Thanks for the much needed comedic relief! eom	UtahLib	Apr 2016	#61
Jeebus here, sorry, I'm a Bernie supporter.	liberalnarb	Apr 2016	#67

Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:51 PM

DFab420 (2,466 posts)

1. You ask every day, and every day Skinner has to tell you no.

When does this become spam?

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Response to DFab420 (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 12:08 AM

TheBlackAdder (27,380 posts)

37. Perhaps this site is like a closed primary. You have to buy in before you can speak to the boss.

Last edited Thu Apr 28, 2016, 08:38 AM - Edit history (1)

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I find it incredibly ballsy for someone who ask for shit, to criticize the host or guests, when they are freeloading.

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Response to DFab420 (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 02:51 AM

yuiyoshida (41,195 posts)

45. He wants the purge to begin

most likely, that's the only way he will get party unity. Kick off all the damn Sanders supporters. Am I right?

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:53 PM

bkkyosemite (5,792 posts)

2. This is ridiculous. Skinner said when the primary is over from my recollection.....I'm sure he

will let us know. You upset just push ignore.

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Response to bkkyosemite (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:19 PM

TheBlackAdder (27,380 posts)

22. JFC, It should be called when the results of the Democratic Convention are memorialized!

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So many Democrats love to suppress democracy.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 07:57 PM

Hekate (86,395 posts)

3. Now now little poster, Santa doesn't come until June 14

No peeking at the presents, either.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:11 PM

NanceGreggs (27,812 posts)

4. He won't.

And we all know why.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Reply #4)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:17 PM

Buzz Clik (38,437 posts)

5. Jeebus or Skinner?

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #5)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:22 PM

NanceGreggs (27,812 posts)

6. Ha ha!!!

I was referring to Skinner.

Jeebus isn't worried about how much revenue he'll lose if he "calls it" for HRC.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:35 PM

Buzz Clik (38,437 posts)

10. That's actually a relief.

I thought you were going to say, "Jeebus, because he fargin' despises you."

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Response to NanceGreggs (Reply #6)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:04 PM

Renew Deal (81,382 posts)

19. A ridiculous alert against your post failed.

1-6

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Response to Renew Deal (Reply #19)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:08 PM

NanceGreggs (27,812 posts)

20. I never post here anymore ...

... without automatically assuming it will be alerted on.

As Skinner once said: When you post, you take your chances. And chances are overwhelming that if you're an HRC supporter, you're going to be alerted on and/or hidden.

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Response to NanceGreggs (Reply #20)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 02:35 AM

ibegurpard (16,685 posts)

43. what if you're just a bad writer?

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Response to ibegurpard (Reply #43)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 02:40 AM

NanceGreggs (27,812 posts)

44. I've never been alerted on ...

... for being a bad writer.

How about you?

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Response to NanceGreggs (Reply #44)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 02:53 AM

ibegurpard (16,685 posts)

46. Are you sure?

Since it's not in the TOS people have to find SOME excuse to stop your painful prose...

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Response to ibegurpard (Reply #46)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 03:19 AM

NanceGreggs (27,812 posts)

47. Put me on Ignore ...

... problem solved!

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:27 PM

bigwillq (72,790 posts)

7. I hope the Skinner doesn't call it until the nominee is confirmed (nt)

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Response to bigwillq (Reply #7)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:35 PM

Buzz Clik (38,437 posts)

11. Confirmed, or inaugurated?

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #11)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:36 PM

bigwillq (72,790 posts)

13. Confirmed at the convention (nt)

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Response to bigwillq (Reply #13)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:37 PM

Buzz Clik (38,437 posts)

14. That was a multi-level joke... see..

meh.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #14)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:38 PM

bigwillq (72,790 posts)

15. Yes, I got the joke.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #11)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 08:48 AM

obamanut2012 (24,795 posts)

58. lol

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #11)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 11:04 AM

lumberjack_jeff (33,224 posts)

64. Sorry, for a moment there I thought you said 'indicted'. n/t

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:30 PM

actslikeacarrot (464 posts)

8. I know, I know, us anti war types are...

...SUCH a pain in the ass! Don't worry, Skinner will call it soon and you can post in peace.

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Response to actslikeacarrot (Reply #8)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:36 PM

Buzz Clik (38,437 posts)

12. I see what you did there.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:33 PM

Fumesucker (45,851 posts)

9. No, that's not it...

Insofar as I may be heard by anything, which may or may not care what I say, I ask, if it matters, that you be forgiven for anything you may have done or failed to do which requires forgiveness. Conversely, if not forgiveness but something else may be required to insure any possible benefit for which you may be eligible after the destruction of your body, I ask that this, whatever it may be, be granted or withheld, as the case may be, in such a manner as to insure your receiving said benefit. I ask this in my capacity as your elected intermediary between yourself and that which may not be yourself, but which may have an interest in the matter of your receiving as much as it is possible for you to receive of this thing, and which may in some way be influenced by this ceremony. Amen.

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Response to Fumesucker (Reply #9)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 08:15 AM

Nonhlanhla (2,074 posts)

53. Episcopalian?

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Response to Nonhlanhla (Reply #53)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 01:21 PM

Fumesucker (45,851 posts)

66. Close..

http://www.gregroelofs.com/humor/zelazny_agnostic.html

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Response to Fumesucker (Reply #66)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 03:01 PM

Nonhlanhla (2,074 posts)

68. Ha ha! That's great! Thanks for sharing. nt.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:39 PM

cherokeeprogressive (24,853 posts)

16. Why does an agnostic pray to an imaginary being?

Seems odd.

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Response to cherokeeprogressive (Reply #16)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:40 PM

Buzz Clik (38,437 posts)

17. Damn. I have to explain everything:

Because is ain't happening, and that's kinda how I came to be an agnostic.

geez

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 08:48 PM

LostOne4Ever (9,158 posts)

18. An agnostic atheist's prayer:

Last edited Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:46 PM - Edit history (1)

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=#009999]Dear Joe Pecsi,

Please Do something to these trolls trying to silence Bernie Supporters. Teach them that the primary won't be over till every state vote and the nominee is declared at the convention, or till Bernie concedes.[/font]

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Response to LostOne4Ever (Reply #18)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:09 PM

Buzz Clik (38,437 posts)

21. See, this epitomizes the difference between Bernie's crew...

...and HRC's. I make a light joke, and you come back with a thinly veiled threat of violence.

Just an observation.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #21)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:22 PM

TheBlackAdder (27,380 posts)

23. You haven't had your trollish OP shut down, so there is a difference.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #21)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:46 PM

LostOne4Ever (9,158 posts)

30. See, this epitomizes the difference between Hillary's crew...

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=#009999]...and Bernies. I make an OBVIOUS George Carlin reference, and you come back thinking it is a thinly veiled threat of violence despite it not saying one violent thing in it.

Just an observation.[/font]

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Response to LostOne4Ever (Reply #30)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:47 PM

Buzz Clik (38,437 posts)

31. It's both.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #31)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:49 PM

LostOne4Ever (9,158 posts)

32. It's not.

[font style="font-family:'Georgia','Baskerville Old Face','Helvetica',fantasy;" size=4 color=#009999]Not one word was made about committing violence.

In fact, I specifically said "TEACH." But you want to make it about violence because you are incapable of NOT seeing such things in the supporters of Bernie Sanders.[/font]

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Response to LostOne4Ever (Reply #32)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 08:11 AM

bvf (6,604 posts)

52. I think we're dealing with someone

who clearly went the (Jack) Burns & Schreiber route way back when.

Pity, that, but not surprising.

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Response to LostOne4Ever (Reply #32)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 09:40 AM

Bluenorthwest (45,319 posts)

59. He thinks 'Joe Pesci' equals a threat of violence because Joe is Italian and played bad guys.

It's a mild sort of bias.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #21)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 02:22 AM

artislife (9,497 posts)

42. You haven't been funny once. nt

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #21)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 11:04 AM

LanternWaste (37,748 posts)

65. I'd pretend that was a threat of violence too... were I irrational and lacked wit.

I'd pretend that was a threat of violence too... were I irrational and lacked wit.

Just another observations.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:22 PM

SidDithers (44,228 posts)

24. On Apr 27, Skinner woke up and saw his shadow...

therefore, we get 6 more weeks of pointless Hillary bashing, even though it's perfectly fucking clear that she's the Democratic nominee.

Sid

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Response to SidDithers (Reply #24)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:24 PM

Buzz Clik (38,437 posts)

25. ..

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Response to SidDithers (Reply #24)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 10:57 AM

catnhatnh (8,976 posts)

62. Well-you could take a six week break...

...we'll be OK, honest.

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Response to catnhatnh (Reply #62)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 11:02 AM

SidDithers (44,228 posts)

63. Nah, I'd rather be here to serve on juries...

and vote to hide bullshit that I think is over the top criticism.

Sid

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:25 PM

riderinthestorm (23,272 posts)

26. Nah, Skinner knows conflict is good for the bottom line. Moar clicks

Equals moar $$$

Ka-ching

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Response to riderinthestorm (Reply #26)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:28 PM

Buzz Clik (38,437 posts)

27. ... and moar boarish behavior.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Reply #27)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:36 PM

riderinthestorm (23,272 posts)

29. Shockingly enough, democracy demands all voices are heard

Silencing dissent is a decidedly fascist characteristic. And Skinner's assuredly mercenary decision to keep the conflict going, er free speech, will be couched similarly.

But feel free to presume to be the king to decide whose voices have merit and whose are swine.

Says way more about you and your candidate than I ever could.

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Response to riderinthestorm (Reply #26)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:29 PM

TheBlackAdder (27,380 posts)

28. It helps pay for the FREELOADERS who don't have a star next to their Username, right Buzz Clik?

.

Websites aren't free, and the guys who abuse the services the most, contribute the least financially!

It's like a party crasher who mooches off the food and entertainment and then complains about the host and guests!

.

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Response to TheBlackAdder (Reply #28)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:56 PM

grossproffit (5,591 posts)

35. I just signed up for a monthly stipend.

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Response to grossproffit (Reply #35)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 12:04 AM

TheBlackAdder (27,380 posts)

36. That's awesome!

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Response to TheBlackAdder (Reply #28)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 12:08 AM

JudyM (27,823 posts)

38. Ooh, ouch. Nt

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:50 PM

grossproffit (5,591 posts)

33. It's getting worse.

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Response to grossproffit (Reply #33)

Wed Apr 27, 2016, 09:52 PM

Buzz Clik (38,437 posts)

34. No kidding. They're out for a pound of flesh.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 12:11 AM

morningfog (18,115 posts)

39. If it's chaps you that much, trash the forum.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 01:14 AM

Scurrilous (38,676 posts)

40. Amenz.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 02:11 AM

Warren DeMontague (80,708 posts)

41. "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!"

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 05:14 AM

MattSh (3,714 posts)

48. What is this "it" to which you refer?

I guess it depends what your definition of "it" is...

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 07:49 AM

Vinca (49,745 posts)

49. The magic number has not been reached.

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Response to Vinca (Reply #49)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 08:36 AM

Buzz Clik (38,437 posts)

55. I guess that's what he's waiting for. Maybe the convention

But, he's tolerating a lot of "I just registered for the _____ Party and will be supporting their candidate." Violation of TOS, but they remain. Thus, my prayer.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 07:56 AM

B Calm (28,762 posts)

50. Trashing Thread

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Response to B Calm (Reply #50)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 08:34 AM

Buzz Clik (38,437 posts)

54. Too late. Once you respond to a thread, every time someone responds to you...

... it lights up your My Posts tab.

Bad move. Live and learn.

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Response to B Calm (Reply #50)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 08:41 AM

TheBlackAdder (27,380 posts)

56. The freeloaders eat the food, complain about the host and guests and then defile the bathroom.

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Response to B Calm (Reply #50)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 09:46 AM

Buzz Clik (38,437 posts)

60. kick

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 08:02 AM

stonecutter357 (12,562 posts)

51. K&R!

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 08:47 AM

jack_krass (1,009 posts)

57. I am Jeebus: Do the following and it will be called:

For the next two months,
Every day,
At the beginning of every hour,
Stand on your head facing south, and chant "jeebus let it be called", for exactly one hour.

I promise if you do this, it will be called.

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 10:28 AM

UtahLib (3,178 posts)

61. Thanks for the much needed comedic relief! eom

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Response to Buzz Clik (Original post)

Thu Apr 28, 2016, 01:37 PM

liberalnarb (4,532 posts)

67. Jeebus here, sorry, I'm a Bernie supporter.

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