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Related: About this forumThis Week's Chuck Lorrie Vanity Card Says it All
Chuck Lorrie, producer Two & a Half Men, and The Big Bang Theory hit a home run tonight. The Vanity Card shown with the shows indicates he did not want to deal with the CBS censors, so we are told to look in the internet and here is what he wrote:
CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #397
CENSORED BY ME
What does it say about us when we are simultaneously pro-life and pro AK-47's? What does it say about us when God's will would allow a rapist to ask for shared custody and child support payments? What does it say about us when a black guy's in charge and we say things like "it's time to take America back"? What does it say about us when we think the institution of marriage is threatened by gay people who love each other, but not by idiotic game shows like "The Bachelor"? What does it say about us when we export democracy with Hellfire missiles, then restrict the right to vote here? What does it say about us when we build nuclear submarines to defend against exploding vests? What does it say about us when we think a guy who doesn't drink, doesn't smoke, keeps his money offshore, stubs his toe and says "H-E-double hockey sticks" and wears magical underwear can feel our pain? What does it say about us when we demand less government and more FEMA? What does it say about us when we completely forgot the colossal shit storm we were in four years ago?
The answer, my friends, is not blowing in the wind.
The answer is, "We are fucking crazy."
See: http://www.chucklorre.com/index.php?p=397c
Also see for what ran with the two shows tonight: http://www.chucklorre.com/index.php?p=397
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This Week's Chuck Lorrie Vanity Card Says it All (Original Post)
PuppyBismark
Nov 2012
OP
My girlfriend always pauses the DVR on the vanity card, lies her head in my lap...
TroglodyteScholar
Nov 2012
#1
TroglodyteScholar
(5,477 posts)1. My girlfriend always pauses the DVR on the vanity card, lies her head in my lap...
...and makes me read it out loud to her. We missed this one tho.
Gotta say, he sums it up well.
Angry Dragon
(36,693 posts)2. He is correct
Cha
(295,541 posts)3. WOW, Chuck Lorre! Thanks! and thank you, PuppyBismark!
progressoid
(49,758 posts)4. Super Duper Rec!
Logical
(22,457 posts)5. Perfect!
libdem4life
(13,877 posts)6. Gasp...another Hollywood Liberal!!!!!
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Logical
(22,457 posts)8. Kick