Favorite food to fuel, so to speak, a fart-in?

[Fumesucker]

I think I'll go with pickled eggs and Colt 45 malt liquor to wash them down.

[SFnomad]

1. Tick tock, tick tock ... less than 18 hours to go n/t

[obamanut2012]

3. thank god

[Fumesucker]

4. We can no longer make fun of silly things on DU?

I was on your side with this..

Ready, fire, aim!

[SFnomad]

8. Sure we can make fun of silly things on DU .... Donald tRump n/t

[swhisper1]

2. I laughed too

[Fumesucker]

6. It seems like a fundamental question for a fart-in

[swhisper1]

9. perfect topic for your name

[Fumesucker]

11. When you can snatch the pebble while holding your nose with both hands, grasshopper

[In_The_Wind]

5. Oh, deep fried oysters with a Brussels Sprout dip. Icy cold Heineken to wash it down.

[Fumesucker]

7. Now I know how you got your name

[In_The_Wind]

14. I have never tried to light one.

Oh, and I tend to walk away quickly leaving the aroma for others to enjoy.

[hootinholler]

20. If you're really brave, this would be better than cow tipping!

[SFnomad]

10. Sounds like a whole bunch of sour grapes causes farting n/t

[GoCubsGo]

12. Sounds like something a bunch of 9-year-olds cooked up. n/t

[NorthCarolina]

13. White Castle Burgers.

Nuff said.



I have to admit, I love these burgers. Wish we had them in my neck of the woods.

[In_The_Wind]

16. You can buy them frozen in most BJ's Clubs.

[NorthCarolina]

19. Had them, but

not really the same when you cook them at home. Even fresh, never frozen sliders don't taste as great if you let them cool and reheat them at home.

My Dad used to work for the USDA in their meat and poultry inspection division. He said that of all the fast food burger places, White Castle had the leanest beef in their patty. Apparently if they used what the other burger places used, their patty would shrink to postage stamp size when cooked.

[QC]

15. Boiled eggs. Better yet, pickled eggs.

Eggs contain sulfur, which is essential for a powerful fart.

[MFM008]

17. This is for real?

Why in the name of King Tut would people want to do this?

[Fumesucker]

23. You know as much as I do

[hootinholler]

18. Seriously?

Late afternoon, or early evening the night before, eat a big tub of theater popcorn, extra butter, then an hour or two later Hit a local watering hole and slam the first two Cuba Libres. If you like the pickled sausages behind the bar, then by all means indulge in a couple.

After a night of drinking Cuba Libre with lots of Libre, if you get my drift stop for "midrats" at 2 from an all night Taco Bell, or anything that needs microwaved in the prepared food case at a 7-11. For some reason the rum builds fierce aromatics as it's passed through. 600mg of Ibuprofen before bed.

For breakfast, coffee while you cook a half a dozen eggs, scrambled with some goat cheese and salsa washed down with a quart of whole milk. Should leave a sulfur note on top of the Rum aromatics. Oh, and more coffee, you're gonna need it to combat the hangover

Being submarine qualified, I know a thing or two about farts.

ETA: OH! Happy Father's Day! I find the subject of farts to be apropos.

[senz]

22. Hope it won't be held indoors.