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Sun Jun 19, 2016, 03:30 PM

Favorite food to fuel, so to speak, a fart-in?

I think I'll go with pickled eggs and Colt 45 malt liquor to wash them down.

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Reply Favorite food to fuel, so to speak, a fart-in? (Original post)
Fumesucker Jun 2016 OP
SFnomad Jun 2016 #1
obamanut2012 Jun 2016 #3
Fumesucker Jun 2016 #4
SFnomad Jun 2016 #8
swhisper1 Jun 2016 #2
Fumesucker Jun 2016 #6
swhisper1 Jun 2016 #9
Fumesucker Jun 2016 #11
In_The_Wind Jun 2016 #5
Fumesucker Jun 2016 #7
In_The_Wind Jun 2016 #14
hootinholler Jun 2016 #20
SFnomad Jun 2016 #10
GoCubsGo Jun 2016 #12
NorthCarolina Jun 2016 #13
In_The_Wind Jun 2016 #16
NorthCarolina Jun 2016 #19
QC Jun 2016 #15
MFM008 Jun 2016 #17
Fumesucker Jun 2016 #23
hootinholler Jun 2016 #18
geek tragedy Jun 2016 #21
senz Jun 2016 #22

Response to Fumesucker (Original post)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 03:34 PM

1. Tick tock, tick tock ... less than 18 hours to go n/t

 

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Response to SFnomad (Reply #1)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 03:39 PM

3. thank god

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Response to SFnomad (Reply #1)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 03:41 PM

4. We can no longer make fun of silly things on DU?

I was on your side with this..

Ready, fire, aim!

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Response to Fumesucker (Reply #4)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 03:47 PM

8. Sure we can make fun of silly things on DU .... Donald tRump n/t

 

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Response to Fumesucker (Original post)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 03:36 PM

2. I laughed too

 

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Response to swhisper1 (Reply #2)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 03:42 PM

6. It seems like a fundamental question for a fart-in

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Response to Fumesucker (Reply #6)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 03:48 PM

9. perfect topic for your name

 

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Response to swhisper1 (Reply #9)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 03:50 PM

11. When you can snatch the pebble while holding your nose with both hands, grasshopper

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Response to Fumesucker (Original post)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 03:42 PM

5. Oh, deep fried oysters with a Brussels Sprout dip. Icy cold Heineken to wash it down.

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #5)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 03:44 PM

7. Now I know how you got your name



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Response to Fumesucker (Reply #7)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 03:55 PM

14. I have never tried to light one.

Oh, and I tend to walk away quickly leaving the aroma for others to enjoy.

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #14)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 04:19 PM

20. If you're really brave, this would be better than cow tipping!

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Response to Fumesucker (Original post)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 03:48 PM

10. Sounds like a whole bunch of sour grapes causes farting n/t

 

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Response to SFnomad (Reply #10)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 03:51 PM

12. Sounds like something a bunch of 9-year-olds cooked up. n/t

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Response to Fumesucker (Original post)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 03:52 PM

13. White Castle Burgers.

 

Nuff said.



I have to admit, I love these burgers. Wish we had them in my neck of the woods.

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Response to NorthCarolina (Reply #13)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 03:57 PM

16. You can buy them frozen in most BJ's Clubs.

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Response to In_The_Wind (Reply #16)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 04:16 PM

19. Had them, but

 

not really the same when you cook them at home. Even fresh, never frozen sliders don't taste as great if you let them cool and reheat them at home.

My Dad used to work for the USDA in their meat and poultry inspection division. He said that of all the fast food burger places, White Castle had the leanest beef in their patty. Apparently if they used what the other burger places used, their patty would shrink to postage stamp size when cooked.

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Response to Fumesucker (Original post)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 03:56 PM

15. Boiled eggs. Better yet, pickled eggs.

Eggs contain sulfur, which is essential for a powerful fart.

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Response to Fumesucker (Original post)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 04:06 PM

17. This is for real?

Why in the name of King Tut would people want to do this?

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Response to MFM008 (Reply #17)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 04:28 PM

23. You know as much as I do

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Response to Fumesucker (Original post)

Sun Jun 19, 2016, 04:15 PM

18. Seriously?

Late afternoon, or early evening the night before, eat a big tub of theater popcorn, extra butter, then an hour or two later Hit a local watering hole and slam the first two Cuba Libres. If you like the pickled sausages behind the bar, then by all means indulge in a couple.

After a night of drinking Cuba Libre with lots of Libre, if you get my drift stop for "midrats" at 2 from an all night Taco Bell, or anything that needs microwaved in the prepared food case at a 7-11. For some reason the rum builds fierce aromatics as it's passed through. 600mg of Ibuprofen before bed.

For breakfast, coffee while you cook a half a dozen eggs, scrambled with some goat cheese and salsa washed down with a quart of whole milk. Should leave a sulfur note on top of the Rum aromatics. Oh, and more coffee, you're gonna need it to combat the hangover

Being submarine qualified, I know a thing or two about farts.

ETA: OH! Happy Father's Day! I find the subject of farts to be apropos.

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Sun Jun 19, 2016, 04:27 PM

22. Hope it won't be held indoors.

 

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