RNC Unveils Dennis Hastert Memorial Shower Stalls in Cleveland for Convention

[Bernardo de La Paz]

Perhaps they will feature No Doors and will have arm chairs, sofas and Lazy-Boys positioned for best viewing.

http://convention.gop/post/146614637150/the-q-by-the-numbers

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

1. Funny how we don't hear much about the sacred Hastert "Rule" these days...

For those with short memories, this all goes back to the "rule" against which House Democrats conducted their sit-in - a "rule" which says no bill can be submitted for a vote unless a majority of Republicans say so.

What does this mean for government? Well, it is pretty simple. Take the "no-fly, no-buy" bill. 85-90% of Americans want this bill but the NRA does not. So using the infamous Hastert "rule" no Republican is forced to have their opposition recorded, pulling the wool over their constituents' eyes.

So just remember... every time the Republicans invoke this "rule" and refuse to allow a vote on any bill, they are honoring their congressional hero, Dennis Hastert, the serial pedophile who tried to hush his past with over $3 MILLION payoffs to one of his victim. Dennis Hastert, the House Republican "hero" who is now serving his well-deserved jail time.

[Scientific]

2. One hopes Republicans will have Diaper Changing tables set up in the bathrooms

Republican values being such as they are...and all.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

3. Yes. Con Don dumps so much he has to use them and someone will have to change them for him. nt