The Devil You Say!!! Satan to be Keynote Speaker at Trump's Convention

[LongTomH]

I got this from Religion News: Satan to keynote Republican National Convention. It seems Old Nick is a big Trump supporter.

CLEVELAND (RNS) Donald Trump has promised “huge” ratings for his primary season finale next week, despite his attempts to lure top Republicans and Mike Ditka mounting into a large pile of don’t-associate-me-with-that-racist regrets. Undeterred as always, the Donald will turn to an immoral political outsider like himself to deliver the keynote address: the Devil Incarnate.

The Evil One will speak on the darker side of Trump’s campaign theme “Make America Great Again … For Angry White Men” with a message on “Make America Hell Again … for Everyone Else.” The Adversary will reportedly spend equal time on treating women like objects, praising dictators, vilifying immigrants, slurring various religious groups, and not disassociating himself from white supremacists.

I swear you are gonna love the excerpts from Beelzebub's speech!!!!!

[Lance Bass esquire]

1. I thought Cheney was skipping the convention?