BREAKING: Pence Quits Ticket, Calling Trump ....

[L. Coyote]

Andy Borowitz 10 mins ·
BREAKING: Pence Quits Ticket, Calling Trump 'Even Bigger Asshole Once You Get to Know Him'
Trump insisted Pence change his name to Fence.

Borowitz Report Andy Borowitz @BorowitzReport
There is a fine line between social networking and wasting your fucking life.

[misterhighwasted]

1. Haaaha..they both have earned every bit of mockery they get.

[riversedge]

2. ok. guess I was hoping it was true. drats.

[L. Coyote]

4. The day is young!

[womanofthehills]

35. I did not want it to be true

Pence being so horrible is good for us. Women are attacking him big big time on Twitter and Facebook and it's not going to stop.

https://twitter.com/search?q=Tampons+for+Trump&src=typd

https://www.facebook.com/Periods-for-Pence-565501973618299/

[AgadorSparticus]

3. I bet you that is EXACTLY what Pence is wanting to do. Just a matter of time...

Ha! They both have cold feet and they are not even at the altar yet.

[pokerfan]

5. Make America Poop Again

[L. Coyote]

6. DUzy

Silver Mirage ?@MearuSul
#TrumpPence

[pokerfan]

15. LOL

I also saw this...

in case any news outlets want to use the Trump-Pence logo, i made it safe for TV



https://twitter.com/MattNegrin/status/753996594119401472/photo/1

[L. Coyote]

24. We could repixel that

to look more like a swastika.

[sarae]

26. perfect.

[greatauntoftriplets]

11. ....

[bucolic_frolic]

13. The Toilet Paper Entrepreneurs will be burning the midnight oil this weekend

Are they on eBay yet?

[underpants]

30. The Koch Brothers own Georgia-Pacific

Just saying

[apcalc]

27. This is great...sharing with friends

We are soooooooo laughing! Thanks!

[L. Coyote]

31. Can't wait for Colbert and Stewart in Cleveland.

[uponit7771]

7. Team TP: "Wiping America Clean From The Bottom Up"

[L. Coyote]

8. That would make Trump "Captain TP" I guess.

Great name for a punk group, "Capt. TP and the Butt Wipes"

[uponit7771]

9. lofl... top 5 pic

[awoke_in_2003]

12. Check out this one

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10028015646

[lastlib]

10. Great name for a (certain) party, too!!

[calimary]

14. Andy Borowitz!!!!!

[SheilaT]

16. SO DISAPPOINTED

this isn't true. Damn you Andy Borowitz for getting my hopes up!

[Logical]

17. Lounge shit nt

[flying rabbit]

18. Lighten up Francis. nt

[L. Coyote]

33. Actually, a good scatological pun. :-)

[rocktivity]

19. Toro turd -- actually Pence quit

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when her saw the campaign logo


Thanks: Samantha Bee



rocktivity

[Else You Are Mad]

28. Hahahahahaahahah

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Thanks for posting this!

[mountain grammy]

20. Andy Borowitz, I love you.

[Bradical79]

21. So disappointed...

Thought I was in the Latest Breaking News forum

[womanofthehills]

36. We actually want Pence - he will be so easy to destroy - the women are on it!!

Here is a nice pic of Pence with tampon wallpaper. This is only the beginning of the" stay away from our wherevers" campaign.

[TeamPooka]

22. lmao

[Blue Owl]

23. Don't squeeze the Charlatan

n/t

[rocktivity]

25. This just in from Planned Parenthood

rocktivity

[L. Coyote]

29. "Condomize Trump!" That could be a bumper sticker.

PoliticalPopcornNews ?@PPN_News 3 hours ago
Get ready, America. You're the "P."
@realDonaldTrump #TrumpPence #TrumpPenceWH2016 #TP #logofail


So, how are they going to wipe away their remaining TP problem?



Meanwhile: Odysseus_on_Ogygia ?@ODeeCS2 minutes ago
#Pence doesn't even get his name on the podium. Is he backstage crying?

[pokerfan]

34. So you're telling me that he would have selected

anyone whose last name begins with the same letter as does People.
You know, just to make the logo work...


( to rocktivity)

If I had the time, I would photoshop "Pence" to "People" but you get my point.

[louis-t]

32. Giggety.

Borowitz kills me.

[UCmeNdc]

37. LOL!