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MineralMan

(146,248 posts)
Fri Jul 22, 2016, 09:38 AM Jul 2016

'Donny and the Trumpkins' start their national tour.

Watch for The Donald™ to send his Trumpkins out on the campaign trail throughout this general election campaign. Instead of appearing himself in many places, Donny Jr. and Ivanka will show up and chirp his praises while wearing clothes that fit and sporting hair that doesn't look like a cast-off mop.

I'm not sure what role Tiffany or his other son, whatever his name is, will play, but the Donny & Ivanka show is going to be going on the road, starting right away. Donny will play the slick, greasy, enterprising business guy, while Ivanka will play the seductress to whatever crowds show up for the day's entertainment.

If they could sing, they'd be "Donny and the Trumpkins" and go on a national concert tour.

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