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Sun Jul 31, 2016, 07:39 PM

My Book Report - by Donnie Trump, Mrs. Gibson's 7th Grade (A fantasy)

"This is my book report on the book "The Old Man and the Sea". It was written by Ernest Hemingway. He's a really good writer. I liked him a lot. The book is the story of an old man and the sea. It's a really good book and I liked it a lot.

The end"

Reality:

He hasn't changed at all from what I imagine he was like when he was a 7th grader, trying to bullshit his way out of being caught not having read the book he was assigned to give a book report on. He just says whatever comes to mind, throwing out words and hoping that somehow the resulting Palinesque word salad will convince somebody that he actually did his homework and that he knows what he's talking about. Didn't work then and it doesn't work now.



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