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(51,920 posts)
Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:04 PM Aug 2016

donald trump's amazing tax returns!

August 24, 2016

To Whom it may Concern:

I am an tax attorny and have graduated number one (1) in my class from a prestigeous institution.

Since 1996, I have had hte distinct honor and privilige of preparing Mr. Trump's tax returns.

They are amazing, truly amazing. He has the best tax returns. The best.

I have shown the tax returns to collegues and they are always amazed. Always.

I can assure you that Mr. Trump's income is among the highest in the world. Probably is the highest in the world.

Well, it would be the highest in the world if liberals like Bill Gates and rapists like Carlos Slim didn't cheat.

And lie.

Mr. Trump is also the most generus man I have ever met. He has made more charitible contributions than anyone in all of history.

His charity cannot be matched!

Despite all the deduction he can take, Mr. Trump actually insists on overpaying his taxes! Why?

Because Mr. Trump knows that the country would collapse if the government ran out of money. And Mr. Trump has money!

Lots of money! He's rich! Really, really rich!

He knows that he is the only person -- the ONLY person! -- who can save us, so he overpays his taxes to keep America running.

I can also assure you that Mr. Trump taxes show no ties or obligations to anyone. He is his own man!

He is absolutely NOT paying 138.47% annual interest rate to Russian mobsters since 2004.

He is also unconditionally NOT paying the firm of Dewey, Burnham, & Howe to provide insurince so that none of his incredible buildings burn down.

Finally, Mr. Trump has been audited many times because liberals in the IRS are out to get him because he tells the truth!

But Mr. Trump has not yet been formally convicted of any wrongdoing!

I can't say anything about pending indictments because Mr. Trump has an entire separate legal team to handle all his indictments.

In conclusion, Mr. Trump's tax returns are incredible! Very presidential!


Sinceerly,


Donald J. Trump's Tax Man

















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donald trump's amazing tax returns! (Original Post) unblock Aug 2016 OP
We need to add Trump is the greatest. Thinkingabout Aug 2016 #1
To Whom may concern MattP Aug 2016 #2
I guarantee you... drm604 Aug 2016 #3
absolutely! by far the best! unblock Aug 2016 #4
Hahahaha. narnian60 Aug 2016 #28
LOL! The scary thing is, this isn't that different from the fake note skylucy Aug 2016 #5
which in turn isn't that different from the excuse notes from "donnie's mom" in his school days unblock Aug 2016 #6
I see Meredith McIver found a new job. SaschaHM Aug 2016 #7
Whaddya mean? This was clearly written by trump's tax man! see the signature! unblock Aug 2016 #8
Can I steal this? Johnny2X2X Aug 2016 #9
i'm fine with that, but, again, i didn't write this; clearly, trump's tax man did! unblock Aug 2016 #11
Eye stoll it two. Plan to write a Melania speech. keithbvadu2 Aug 2016 #43
LOL. Well done ProfessorPlum Aug 2016 #10
Entirely as credible as his Dr's note!. . . . . . n/t annabanana Aug 2016 #12
Good enough for me lame54 Aug 2016 #13
graduated number one (1) in my class from Trump Yooniversity keithbvadu2 Aug 2016 #14
everybody graduates number one (1) in their class from trump u! unblock Aug 2016 #15
and they have the credit card debt to prove it. keithbvadu2 Aug 2016 #21
Hahaha cindyperry Aug 2016 #16
generus ... aggiesal Aug 2016 #17
Signed, Epstein's mom VWolf Aug 2016 #18
yes! unblock Aug 2016 #26
my brother actually signed his missing school because he was sick note rurallib Aug 2016 #34
Not enough "Believe Me", never enough "Believe Me", and, on that, believe me! 63splitwindow Aug 2016 #19
i hear you, but... no apologies! unblock Aug 2016 #22
Is his tax man named John Miller or John Barron NewJeffCT Aug 2016 #20
Nope. It's that brilliant one-woman army named Meredith McIver. randome Aug 2016 #24
Yes lastlib Aug 2016 #44
now this tax return makes sense Angry Dragon Aug 2016 #23
OP created by CPA John Barron hotrod0808 Aug 2016 #25
Dagnabbit! You just made me ruin my keyboard!! Stonepounder Aug 2016 #27
Believe me. mahina Aug 2016 #29
I'd call this a fake, but Liberalagogo Aug 2016 #30
Signed, Epsteins mother. louis-t Aug 2016 #31
Bull-s--- Fred75 Aug 2016 #32
1000% pure! the finest anywhere! believe me! unblock Aug 2016 #33
Trump quality bullshit! The finest ever! rurallib Aug 2016 #35
Well done! Buckeye_Democrat Aug 2016 #36
lol treestar Aug 2016 #37
You know, I keep thinking that tRump reminds me of this guy ... eppur_se_muova Aug 2016 #38
i win so often sometimes even i get tired of all that winning! yeah, that's the ticket! unblock Aug 2016 #40
Lol there should be a warning on this post TxDemChem Aug 2016 #39
consider "by unblock" to be your warning. i have the best posts! the best! believe me! unblock Aug 2016 #41
Lol will do TxDemChem Aug 2016 #45
LOL. Almost soubds real! - nt KingCharlemagne Aug 2016 #42
Message auto-removed Name removed Aug 2016 #46

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(51,920 posts)
11. i'm fine with that, but, again, i didn't write this; clearly, trump's tax man did!
Wed Aug 24, 2016, 01:48 PM
Aug 2016


besides, my shift key has been broken for decades now

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(51,920 posts)
15. everybody graduates number one (1) in their class from trump u!
Wed Aug 24, 2016, 02:22 PM
Aug 2016

trump's graduates are all the best! the very best!

keithbvadu2

(36,305 posts)
21. and they have the credit card debt to prove it.
Wed Aug 24, 2016, 02:40 PM
Aug 2016

At the place I volunteer, the supervisor gave out Christmas cards and every one was labeled: to my #1 volunteer.

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(51,920 posts)
26. yes!
Wed Aug 24, 2016, 02:50 PM
Aug 2016

i wanna know who looked at vinnie and said "that guy! yes! that guy can really act! that guy has mega-star written all over him!"

rurallib

(62,328 posts)
34. my brother actually signed his missing school because he was sick note
Wed Aug 24, 2016, 04:07 PM
Aug 2016

"Bob's dad"
Principal didn't buy it

NewJeffCT

(56,827 posts)
20. Is his tax man named John Miller or John Barron
Wed Aug 24, 2016, 02:39 PM
Aug 2016

Or maybe, if that quote about Trump wanting short guys in yarmulkes counting his money is true, maybe it's John Trumpstein?

 

randome

(34,845 posts)
24. Nope. It's that brilliant one-woman army named Meredith McIver.
Wed Aug 24, 2016, 02:44 PM
Aug 2016

She writes books! She writes speeches! She does taxes! The amazing, never-seen woman behind the closed curtain that is Donald Trump's brain: MEREDITH MCIVER!!!!
[hr][font color="blue"][center]The truth doesn’t always set you free.
Sometimes it builds a bigger cage around the one you’re already in.
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rurallib

(62,328 posts)
35. Trump quality bullshit! The finest ever!
Wed Aug 24, 2016, 04:13 PM
Aug 2016

No better bullshit from the ancient plains of Greece to the US west of today!
For the best in bullshit lumps, buy Trump's.

Buy a bag of Trump bullshit and Donald will pretend to donate to rebuild Tony Perkins house and declare it on his fabulous taxes!

eppur_se_muova

(36,222 posts)
38. You know, I keep thinking that tRump reminds me of this guy ...
Wed Aug 24, 2016, 08:03 PM
Aug 2016
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/liars/n9373

Apparently, tRump made some remark comparing Hillary to Lovitz's character ... but give it a listen and see who YOU think it reminds you of.

TxDemChem

(1,918 posts)
39. Lol there should be a warning on this post
Wed Aug 24, 2016, 09:39 PM
Aug 2016

Don't click on the link while drinking tea...I nearly choked laughing myself silly

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