A Trump supporter and a pizza
Jones: “Mentally unbalanced people being able to buy assault weapons.”
Smith: “Second amendment. They don’t call it ‘Home of the Brave’ for nothing”
Jones: “OK. What about the world warming, sea levels rising, coastal cities becoming uninhabitable, millions starving?”
Smith: “Come on. All those scientists don’t know what they’re talking about. It’s a conspiracy. Drill, baby, drill.”
Jones: “Excuse me, the pizza’s here.”
Smith: “DID YOU NOTICE THAT DELIVERY BOY?? HE WAS DARK-SKINNED. MAYBE MEXICAN. OR MAYBE MUSLIM, LIKE OBAMA. OR MAYBE EVEN A TERRORIST!! O, SAVE US, MISTER TRUMP. THEY’RE EVERYWHERE. THEY’RE COMING OVER OUR BORDERS IN DROVES!!! THEY RAPING OUR DAUGHTERS AND OUR WIVES. I WANT TO BE BRAVE, I REALLY DO, BUT THEY’RE SO DARN SCARY. SAVE US, MISTER TRUMP, SAVE US. ONLY YOU CAN. MAKE THEM ALL GO AWAY.”
Jones: “OK, Mr. Smith, calm down. That ends this session. The attendants will take you back to your room and give you your meds.”
