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Related: About this forumClinton Debunks Rumors About Health By Telling Audience Exact Day She Will Die
http://www.theonion.com/article/clinton-debunks-rumors-about-health-telling-audien-53746PENSACOLA, FLAddressing recent allegations that she is physically unfit to serve in the Oval Office, Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton, 68, debunked rumors about her health Monday by telling the audience at a campaign rally the exact day she will die. To those who say Im not able-bodied enough to be president, let me respond: I will die on January 23, 2041, said Clinton, who then further discredited those questioning her strength and wellness by confirming she will pass away early that morning, and that the cause of death will be congestive heart failure related to her advanced age. I will die surrounded by my loved ones, who will then mourn me for an appropriate length of time. But this wont happen anytime soon; it will happen in 8,913 days. Clinton then went on to reveal to the cheering crowd that her body would lie in state at the Capitol rotunda for 45 hours for public viewing and tributes before the nation honors her with a state funeral service at the Washington National Cathedral.
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Clinton Debunks Rumors About Health By Telling Audience Exact Day She Will Die (Original Post)
geardaddy
Sep 2016
OP
I almost wish she really would say something like this (tongue in cheek), just to shut the idiots up
etherealtruth
Sep 2016
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liberal N proud
(60,334 posts)1. LOL
etherealtruth
(22,165 posts)2. I almost wish she really would say something like this (tongue in cheek), just to shut the idiots up
Pacifist Patriot
(24,653 posts)5. Same here. Something along the lines of...
"According to one of the more credible media outlets in our country, I am going to pass away on....."
geardaddy
(24,926 posts)6. Me too!
rurallib
(62,406 posts)3. we can expect to hear this on Fox today, correct?
lillypaddle
(9,580 posts)4. I hate the onion nt
handmade34
(22,756 posts)7. funny...
although, I took one of those tests online to tell me how long I would live (according to my lifestyle and statistics)...
I will live to be 104, but the site assured my I could live a few years longer if I just _________ and _________