***SHOCKER***

[piechartking]

No lab test results from Donald Trump's medical exams.

Oh, and no "pointed" questions from Dr. Oz.

Just two dudes, sitting down, having a chat about "general health and wellness".

[RKP5637]

1. Leading sane people to acknowledge Trump has some serious health problems and

some embarrassing events. Otherwise, he would be waving them and be saying, see, I told you, how healthy I am.

[Croney]

2. Many people are saying the lab results were amazingly deplorable.

[Funtatlaguy]

4. I have heard

that a lot of people are saying that.
I'm not saying that.
It's just that there really are a lot of people that are saying that.

[eShirl]

5. lots of positives!

[randome]

6. "Positive for diabetes. Positive for high blood pressure. Positive for huuuge glucose levels."

[hr][font color="blue"][center]“If you're not committed to anything, you're just taking up space.”
Gregory Peck, Mirage (1965)[/center][/font][hr]

[RockaFowler]

8. Well we did hear he has High Numbers

Nothing good about that!!!

[piechartking]

7. I heard they were

so astonishingly excellent that the doctor's computer system crashed. They'll release the records once they're done forg - I mean, once the systems are back online.

[Funtatlaguy]

3. And, next week, the Donald will go on Kelly Live

where he will sit in as guest host.

Some expected segments:
How to hire a great home renovator and never pay them.
How to cheat on 3 different wives and still claim the high moral ground.
Bible study tips including a TelePrompTer reading of Two Corinthians.
Hair weaving and combover tips for those with thinning hair.

[piechartking]

10. LOL - Two Corinthians?

[sarae]

9. LOL @ just two dudes having a chat about "general health and wellness".

you can't make this stuff up...

[Funtatlaguy]

11. Yep....every time I go to a sports bar

With another guy friend...
We drink and watch football but mainly discuss health and wellness. Yep.

[sarae]

13. lol! It's just what dudes do, right?

The idea of Trump casually chit chatting about general health and wellness with Dr. Oz is surreal and absurd...much like his whole campaign.

[longship]

12. We know about Dr. Oz, too.

Let John Oliver show you.

Note: features Steve Buscemi tap dancing. Worth a view on that basis alone.

[rurallib]

14. lab results

"the guy is an asshole"