Just checking in here to see if I'm panicking enough

[Orrex]

I wasn't online much yesterday, and I'm worried that I'm behind the curve, panic-wise.

[TexasProgresive]

1. Are you running around in circles, waving your hands and screaming?

I think you need to work on the panic thing. You need to stay online 24/7 so you can get with the program. There cannot be enough panic.

[keithbvadu2]

17. Slow down and let your spot in the circle catch back up with youl. All will be well (normal bad).

[Hortensis]

30. Are you checking Canadian immigration law?

If they won't have you, have you pledged to sneak over the border and live in the woods?

If not, maybe hyperventilate a bit to get in the mood?

[Wounded Bear]

2. If you are calm enough to check in here, no you're not...

When in doubt,
run in circles,
scream and shout.

[MoonRiver]

3. Do you have pearls to clutch?

If not, go buy some. Fortunately, the cheaper fake ones work fine. Good luck!

[jberryhill]

4. Yes, but are you up on the latest outrage?

Someone, somewhere, did something awful.

[underpants]

5. Picnic don't panic

I just made that up! YaAaay me.

Check in on Tuesday, that's when we will really know where we stand in the polls.

[yallerdawg]

6. Whistling past the graveyard?

How will that turn out?

[AlbertCat]

23. Go here and watch Hillary and Tim fight zombies!

http://vid1164.photobucket.com/albums/q575/albertcat1/Hillary%20amp%20Tim%20amp%20zombies_zpskjp2rjfu.mp4

[yallerdawg]

24. It ends up just the way it always does in the zombie shows.

The smart people with all the brains stop worrying - and end up dinner!

[Orrex]

25. I'm simply looking for a counterpoint

To balance the "Trump is inevitable" and the "Hillary's blown it" posts I've been seeing.

[tazkcmo]

7. If you weren't on line much yesterday

Then clearly, you're grossly under panicked. Tsk,tsk.

[AgadorSparticus]

8. yeaaa. I'm sorry to say, but I think you are a little behind the curve.

There is plenty of time to catch up, though. Get your pearls ready and remember to strategically place the decorative pillows on the fainting couch for softer landings.

[Lochloosa]

9. I've been having the Vapors all week.

[Rex]

10. Hmmm...panic levels seem okay, however your outrage is rather low.

You might want to consider finding an outrage thread and venting, to keep it on the safe side.

[Sunny05]

28. Ohmigosh, where'd you get those videos?

Those are great! The tank/trike one has me lmao. Thank you!

[Jason1961]

11. No reason to panic over Trump

Hillary has this in the bag and has since she lost the nomination to Obama in 2008. There's nothing that can stop her.

[farmbo]

12. Alert! New smoking-gun emails on the Benghazi-Clinton Foundation- Health-scare Scandal...

... Are SURE to appear ANY DAY NOW and DERAIL her entire campaign and force the Democrats to replace her with Joe Lieberman!!!

Plus a TV Doctor has just CONCLUSIVELY PROVED that she has a "deeply troubling" smile.

We're just SO concerned, you see.

[emulatorloo]

13. Is your hair on fire? If so, put it out.

[CK_John]

14. Just remember Pence is the weird one..............

[Sunny05]

29. Lol.

[jimlup]

15. I think we can wait on the panic and just concentrate on getting out the vote

Hillary, Obama, Bill and Joe will take care of the rest of it.

[Gore1FL]

16. Panic enough to get yourself and other like-minded voters to the polls.

We should take nothing for granted.

[MineralMan]

18. As President Obama would say: "Don't Panic. Vote!"

I'd add GOTV! to that. That's the answer.

[Chakaconcarne]

19. I noticed hillary was walking funny yesterday....

I'm pretty sure that can't be good.... I saw a quick commercial for meet the Press this Sunday and yeah, they will be discussing it in depth with special guests.

[Spitfire of ATJ]

20. If you aren't in a total panic you must not be taking it seriously enough.

[BlueMTexpat]

21. If you don't look ANYTHING like

this, you are probably still behind the curve.

[yallerdawg]

22. What does Hillary think?

Email from her campaign last night:

In poll after poll, we're seeing the same trend: Trump's numbers have recovered after his tough summer, and today we're neck and neck.

Yesterday, for example, a new CBS/New York Times survey had us tied with Trump when you factor in third-party candidates.

In the battleground states, we’re seeing an even more dramatic example of that trend -- one poll this week in Ohio has us down by three; another has us down by five.

We always knew this race would tighten up -- but that's happening while we’re also seeing a surge in Trump’s fundraising and ground game. That’s a dangerous combination, and we need to fight back. Can you help with $50 right now?

Trump isn’t going to let up on the lies and attacks against Hillary that are helping him surge in the polls -- or the racist conspiracy theories that made him popular in the first place -- and we can’t necessarily count on the media to fact-check him. Our team needs to continue to do that vital work to make sure voters know the truth about who Hillary is and what she’s fighting for in this campaign: all of us.

Trump’s donors are chipping in at unprecedented rates, but I know we can do even more for Hillary -- and for our country. Chip in $50 right now, and let’s stop Trump’s momentum cold.

[spiderpig]

26. Our local grocery is discontinuing DeliMex Soft Chicken Tacos.

Time to panic!

[MFM008]

27. grape koolaid?

It could be Jones Town.