Melania Trump on slathering her son Barron with fish eggs "from head to toe" every night.

[Maru Kitteh]

This whole family is . . . . off.

Apparently before The Donald ordered the summary execution of his wife's website, she sold $150/oz skin cream made from caviar. Now that all of her enterprises have gone the way of Trump steaks, I wonder if she has to douse young master Trump with more pedestrian fish eggs instead. Perish the thought.

A 2013 interview with ABC and repeated in the Daily Mail reported:

Barron is 'not a sweatpants child' and instead likes to wear a tie and suit 'like Daddy'.

He also enjoys luxurious caviar skin treatments every night after taking a bath at his family home - the gold-encrusted $100 million triplex penthouse in New York's Trump Tower.

The mother-of-one said that she slathers her eponymous Caviar Complex C6 moisturizer on her son's body from 'head to toe.'

'He likes it . . . It smells very, very fresh,' she explained.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2307482/Melania-Trump-mini-Donald-son-Barron-seven-sweatpants-child-gets-caviar-skin-treatments-bed.html#ixzz4LbPUzcXL

On a side note, Trump always looks stiff, forced, and cruel with children. Melania looks pissed at him for manhandling her little "mini-Donald" like he is, and as usual, young Barron looks like the loneliest kid on Earth. What a bizarre and unnatural experience his life must be.

[The_Casual_Observer]

1. Rosemary's baby

[TheBlackAdder]

37. From head to toe? How old is the boy?

[radical noodle]

44. Ten, I think..

[underthematrix]

52. Umm I was thinking the same thing. He's

10 years old and his momma is rubbing his body down head to toe EVERY NIGHT.

Of course if she was just a regular ole working American, child protective services would have a phrase for that

[smirkymonkey]

109. Yeah, creepy, right?

Once you are past infancy, stuff like that just shouldn't happen.

[Bradical79]

53. I think he would have been 8 at the time of the quote -nt

[MoonRiver]

69. I have an 8 year old grandson.

No way would he allow anybody to do that to him. Of course he has never been "groomed." Just saying.

[appleannie1]

54. My sons would have had a fit by the age of six. Something else, I have never seen that kid smile.

[Zo Zig]

2. The whole thing is ICKY

Just creepy, gross, weird, disgusting, money doesn't buy sanity.

[Maru Kitteh]

9. It seems to have the opposite effect. Sanity is for the rubes, I guess.

[Zo Zig]

29. Ok, I'm a rube.

The whole family are Nazi Aryan wantaabees.
I'm fine just being a rube, hey you other rubes, stand up and be all the rube you can be.

[Maru Kitteh]

31. I try to be as rube-erific as possible.

[Zo Zig]

32. We need a rube-erific smiley face, for us rubes .

Nt

[saltpoint]

3. What in blazes is going on with this family? eom

[SummerSnow]

68. He probably bathes in warm milk too.

[pinboy3niner]

93. Using anything but Trump roe lotion would be beneath his cetacean. nt

[StrictlyRockers]

4. Lifestyles of the rich and clueless.

Featuring a throbbing leach.

[pinboy3niner]

5. A kid without pier. nt

[nolabear]

36. *snort!*

[underpants]

81. ? That one went ova my head

[izzybella]

6. I think we should leave their son out of it.

She appears to be a good mother, and he is so young. I hope he has a happy childhood.

[Maru Kitteh]

11. He's the ONLY Trump I feel sorry for.

This is about weird Malania, not him, and the kid looks fucking miserable.

[renate]

85. I feel sorriest for Tiffany... he doesn't seem to care about her at all

Although that makes her the luckiest one in a way; I'm sure it hurts terribly to have your father so obviously and publicly prefer his other four kids (presumably because he isn't friendly with her mother?), but if she's been spared contact with him she's going to be able to grow up to be a normal person.

[Maru Kitteh]

88. She's the one he forgot to mention at his convention. Yeah, I feel sorry for her too. I think he

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doesn't like her because he thinks she's "fat," flat chested (remember when she was a baby he speculated on what size her breasts might be) or perhaps because she's refused to get plastic surgery like her sister, Ivanka in order to attain that kind of razor, plasticine look he seems to favor; and Ivanka's boob job too.

[smirkymonkey]

110. Was that really Ivanka?

Actually, both photos of her are pretty creepy She doesn't even look human in the 2nd one.

[Dorian Gray]

108. I feel sorry for her too....

though I think she should be happy his attention isn't on her. She probably has everything paid for and can live her life as she prefers. Hopefully she won't have to take any photo-ops with his during this election.

[Cicada]

39. We should shut up about Barron

He deserves to be left out of the campaign. He deserves to be spared from people saying his parents treat him badly or weirdly or inappropriately. Silence should be our approach.

[MoonRiver]

71. Tell that to Children's Protective Services.

[Cicada]

73. It does not help Barron to say he has bad parents

If she is nutty and puts moisturizer on him it does not hurt him and is motivated by love. Saying she is a bad mother is not good for him. Plus it makes us look creepy when we attack her child rearing practices. My mom told me not to eat before swimming. I knew she was nuts (she really believed that false old wive's tale) but it would have hurt me to see her attacked for it in the press. Children should bee off limits. Have a heart for the kids.

[MoonRiver]

78. I am NOT attacking Barron. I feel deeply sorry for him.

Have you ever looked at the pictures of Trump and Ivanka when she was little? I think there are issues. But I have no control over what happens to children in that family, so don't worry.

[Maru Kitteh]

84. Oh, Bullshit. Mrs. Goldmember put her parenting up for discussion when she gave an interview

explaining exactly why her little lottery recipient is better than your child, America.

This is not some behind-the-scenes gossip from a friend of a maid. These are the woman's own words, that she volunteered for publication.

[alcibiades_mystery]

7. What s bunch of fucking weirdos

[RandySF]

8. W........T........F?

[Fast Walker 52]

92. that's my reaction.

Also

[pinboy3niner]

10. Omelet you finish, Melania, but...

[nolabear]

38. Do you think she has a plastic sturgeon?

[fierywoman]

41. As they say in L.A....

..."She paid good money for those boobs!"

[MFM008]

60. oh

[MADem]

12. That poor child. That poor, poor child.

And who the fuck picked out that fecky costume he's got on?

He looks like he's been forced into that garb and he has the same pained expression on his face that he displays at pretty much every photo op.

That is NOT a happy child. I feel bad for the little shit.

After all, they've got to be CAREFULLY taught....

[Maru Kitteh]

15. At least the other children seemed to have mothers who could feign normalcy/competency

This kid is DOOMED.

I feel so bad for him, I really do. He looks SO unhappy.

[Democrats Ascendant]

34. This.

I feel like this child deserves better. Aunty Hill would wash all that crap off him and maybe get him to wash some dishes for his own good.

Poor kid; he really doesn't have a choice; hoping he's resourceful and smart enough to pull through all this.

[mcar]

13. Yuck

I feel sorry for that poor little rich kid.

[Blue Idaho]

14. I feel sorry for that poor kid.

One day little Richie Rich is going to get his clock cleaned by some kid from the wrong side of the tracks and mommy and daddy won't be able to stop it.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

75. Or get mocked.

[Blue Idaho]

83. I love that photo!

It speaks volumes...

[Thinkingabout]

16. Poor kid, being raised by a man with the maturity of a six year old.

[BobbyDrake]

19. Who's raising who, in that case? Lolz. nt

[Thinkingabout]

24. Maybe Barron will be the adult and can tame the wild man Trump.

[Maru Kitteh]

20. I would say it seems lucky that he doesn't seem to know him very well but OTOH

Melania. Gross. Almost as bad it would seem.

[BobbyDrake]

17. Protect that kid, he's our only line of cybersecurity defense!

[Maru Kitteh]

23. I heard he's "so good with the computers"

[BobbyDrake]

25. The best. Bigly.

[saltpoint]

27. LOL

[saltpoint]

33. So how much does it cost to get

fish eggs in that volume for a year?

Would poorer families be able to substitute if they couldn't afford the fish eggs, and what substitutes would work?

Apple sauce? Macaroni and cheese?

[Sunny05]

46. Organic eggs from free-roaming hens. / nt

[saltpoint]

49. : ) eom

[Botany]

94. So how much does it cost?

http://www1.bloomingdales.com/shop/product/la-prairie-skin-caviar-luxe-cream-sheer?ID=1465441&pla_country=US&cm_mmc=Google-PLA-ADC-_-Beauty-NA-_-La%20Prairie-_-7611773048590USA&CAWELAID=120156070001393002&CAGPSPN=pla&CAAGID=15163081591&CATCI=pla-64068392060&catargetid=120156070000354248&cadevice=c

$440.00 for 3.4 oz

[saltpoint]

95. Good god. eom

[Botany]

96. Not only pissing away money but that poor little boy having mom rub skin cream .....

..... all over him every night. Somebody needs to take that boy away and
give him a normal childhood.

Both mom and dad are nucking futz.

[saltpoint]

97. Is this treatment a common thing with

the unspeakably wealthy? I've never heard of it.

I am wondering if Melania is ok. She does not look terribly happy in recent photographs.

[Botany]

98. I don't know but just the act of a full nude body rub down of a 10 year old boy ....

..... every night using skin cream used by rich old women to stop "the aging process"
strikes me as more then a little creepy. Even using regular skin cream is unneeded
and really weird. A ten year old boy should be playing in a creek catching "critters,"
playing ball w/his buddies, going to school, and laughing when somebody farts out
loud.

A ten year old boy should be able to take a shower and wash and dry himself
all alone thank you very much.

[saltpoint]

99. Seems like he should, yes. Botany,

I definitely do not want to be the therapist who has to unpack this family.

[Sancho]

18. That's why they grow up thinking it's "fun" to kill lions for sport like big brother and uncle.

Just warped and twisted until they are off the charts. Rich, but immoral, unethical, valueless, and emotionally sick.

A truly unhealthy way to raise a kid.

[Sunny05]

47. Off topic, but love video/image! / nt

[Maru Kitteh]

51. Of the many things I hate Trumps for, that is near the top.

Sick and twisted indeed.

[SummerSnow]

21. My mother use to rub me down with Vicks Vapor Rub when I was little.Achoo!!

In your face entitled brats.Top that.

[tazkcmo]

55. We had to eat some.

Not even my deceased and sainted mother would get near us when we were contagious.

[SummerSnow]

67. I remember my grandmother putting it on a spoon too and we had to eat it.

That's was if you were really congested.

[Thirties Child]

102. Mustard plasters for me.

My childhood was before antibiotics. I don't know if it was before Vicks, but a congested chest meant a mustard plaster. They worked.

[radius777]

22. the poor kid is "Jeremy"

At home, drawing pictures
Of mountain tops, with him on top
Lemon yellow sun, arms raised in a V
And the dead lay in pools of maroon below

Daddy didn't give attention
Oh, to the fact that mommy didn't care
King Jeremy The Wicked, ruled his world

Jeremy spoke in class today
...
Daddy didn't give affection
And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear
...
Try to forget this
Try to erase this
From the blackboard

[Arkansas Granny]

26. Check Google images for this little boy and you see very few pictures where he has

a spontaneous looking smile on his face. Mostly he looks sad.

[The Genealogist]

28. These people disturb me. Slathering caviar on a child at bedtime?

[Maru Kitteh]

43. Why can't she slather The Don with fish eggs and throw him in a tank of Great Whites?

And I don't mean his Aryan brothers.

[Sunny05]

48. lol. / nt

[3catwoman3]

56. Ahahahahahahaha!!!

You have a way with words!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

30. Poor kid. How can he possibly grow up to be normal?

What will he become? A serial killer? A meth addict? A cold-blooded psycho asshole like his dad? A homicidal hermit like Ted Kaczinski? A homeless guy under a bridge clutching a bottle of MD 20-20?

[Democrats Ascendant]

35. Hopefully ...

...he can be all that he could be. Not everyone is raised by the greatest parents, but generation after generation we see children lift above what little their parents could or knew how to provide. Hope Baron can lift up.

Sometimes the rich are the most deprived....

[LongtimeAZDem]

40. Weird; usually it's the kids baiting the parents (nt)

[Jon King]

42. His only chance

Would be if at age 18 he just 'gets it', gets how twisted his clan, goes off to college and assimilates with normal kids and never looks back. I just hope there is some humanity left in him by the time he is 18. The existence he has now sucks all the humanity out of a person.

[YOHABLO]

45. They'll probably put him in some boarding school for rich rick kids. He won't be lonely.

[LeftRant]

50. Middle name "Robber" :p

[BainsBane]

57. I shudder to think what he'll be like when he is older

and that penthouse has about the tackiest decor I have ever seen. It bothers me to see people with that much money and such bad taste.

[Maru Kitteh]

59. My money is on a Caligula redeux. I hope I'm wrong.

I really hope the poor kid makes it out and writes one hell of a book. Or just simply enjoys his life like a fairly regular human. One with a functioning set of life-like human qualities like joy and empathy.

[Monk06]

58. A kid that age that has to hold his dad's hand in public is going to have issues

Either he will be a Donald mini me or he will rebel in ways that may not be pretty

Oh yeah, mommy giving you caviar extract body rubs That's like some kind of nasty porn category

[MFM008]

61. Distant

My dad was USAF and was home with us every night helping with homework, baths, dinner. We were lucky he had a 8 to 4 kind of job.

The maggot seems to have phoned it in.
I bet his kids have to see him by appointment.

[Freddie]

62. Someday he'll write a memoir

Hope I live long enough.

[anneboleyn]

79. I agree. I don't think he likes Trump at ALL. When the inevitable divorce happens, Barron will

support his mother. One can only imagine what stories he has to tell (although he will probably be controlled with threats about money -- let's hope not). I'd love to hear the truth from Tiffany as well (who Trump treated like shit).

[tribe-time]

63. I don't think we should "carp" on this any longer

[nolabear]

66. Not finny any more?

[Maru Kitteh]

70. Clam down. We do have a porpoise here. . .

I mean, does Don reeely know this is going on? He needs to mullet over.

[pinboy3niner]

74. You're either inseine or a trawler

Get off your high perch and take the scales from your eyes!

[nolabear]

76. You don't want to make anemone of Melania.

Her mussel men will make you sleep with...well, you know.

[shireen]

100. awesome!

[DangerousRhythm]

106. Kip(per?) Addotta would be proud.

[BlueStater]

64. Kid is doomed.

Coming from this disgusting family, he has very little chance to grow up normal.

[Vinca]

65. I hope he's got a hefty trust fund. Psychiatrists are expensive and that kid is going to need them.

[summerschild]

72. They are all

as nutty as squirrel turds.

[0rganism]

77. for some reason, the scene from Excalibur with Mordred and Morgana comes to mind

[pinboy3niner]

103. I think of Arthur's line: "I didn't know how empty was my sole... until it was filled."

[joeybee12]

80. I feel really bad for that kid

He doesn't stand a chance.

[underpants]

82. Just like those hard workin' blue collar MURKAN folks Trump relates to so well

This sounds like a parody from a bad movie.

THEN there's the creepy part about a mom lathering up her 10 year child....with fish eggs. Well, let's be honest she probably watches a servant do it.

[lame54]

86. The kid gets a nightly full body rub-down from a supermodel...

who is also his mom?

Calling Dr. Freud

[Maru Kitteh]

89. There aren't enough shrinks in the world.

[displacedtexan]

87. All 5 of those Trump children are slaves until the old man kicks off.

I read the contract on the development deal for the DC hotel, and each of the 3 oldest kids was listed by name, followed by the term "revocable trust."

That means that daddy controls every penny every day and can take it away from them if or when he sees fit to do so. I would imagine that the 2 youngest are also in the same boat.

And I would assume that by the time you get to wife number 3, you've mastered the art of the pittance prenup. So, Melania is also trapped.

No one will ever convince me that anyone, even those in his immediate family, actually loves Donald J. Trump.

I think that every shitty, gold-plated crap thing they say or do (including the super strange caviar body rub) is done to please the Donald somehow. At least, I hope it is. Because if they're actually that weird, there's no hope for any of them. Ever.

[book_worm]

90. A spoiled brat in the making --another rich kid who thinks he's entitled to everything

[mshasta]

91. Just by looking at the picture

Looks like an abuser, Melania is being abuse , I think the prenup said something like if she walks she looses the kid and money, maybe that's why she have to put up with so much shit

[NastyRiffraff]

101. God I feel sorry for that kid.

He has schoolmates who probably will make his life a living hell after hearing about this. He looks absolutely miserable in that picture. He has enough problems with Trump as a dad; his mother rubbing him "all over" every night is a recipe for some serious problems.

[Maru Kitteh]

104. He looks so miserable in almost every picture I've seen of him. How could he not be?

That house looks like a prison to me.

[CJohnson_LS]

105. Ugh, can't stand the Trump family

They are all a bunch of self-centered egoists. They are a perfect example of what's wrong with the 1%, and it's infuriating that so many people support them. I can't wait for the election to be over, and the Trumps fade into obscurity.

[pinboy3niner]

107. Explains Trump flip-flopping on abortion. Every night his son both Roes and Wades.