Oh my god this guy is a fukin idiot

[gabeana]

The Donald touting online polls

“And I’m winning all these polls — how many were there, seven or eight or nine? Hundreds of thousands of votes," Trump said, "and then I have to sit back, and you have to sit back, and hear about how those polls don’t mean anything, but when they poll 300 people, that means a lot, right?”

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/trump-touting-post-debate-online-polls

[tazkcmo]

1. My main man Bernie

He won bunches of online polls. We were so happy. Look how that turned out, shit stain.

[Lint Head]

2. He lives in his own little roll-ee poll-ee world.

He just cannot believe people hate him. He needs reassurance. He puts the ass in reassurance.

[shenmue]

4. I see what you did there

[TeamPooka]

3. "Duh, I don't know how polls work. Make me President. Sniff." - Donald Trump

[JBoy]

5. Clearly doesn't understand the concept of self-selection.

So if you ask people at a Nickelback concert if they think they're a great band, and most of them say yes, that means it's true?

[ffr]

6. I want to reassure Donald that he did a marvelous job and that his online polls are correct.

Yes they are. You can count on them. And the people loved you just the way you were on Monday. Don't change a thing.

You're really on to something there, Donald!

[uponit7771]

9. +1

[Adrahil]

10. Excellent advice....

Keep on keepin' on Donald!

[Monk06]

7. You don't even have to say Trump in a headline with the word idiot any more. Just 'This Guy'

[LeftRant]

8. For Trump, it doesn't matter if he's right, only if he appears to be to others.

It's great that he's under such intense scrutiny now. He's running right up against a reality which says otherwise

[JHB]

11. Well, all the 400-pound hackers sitting in bed are against Hillary...

...according to Donnie Snivels. We all know what a powerful voting bloc they are, eh?