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Thu Sep 29, 2016, 11:30 AM

GARY JOHNSON SAYS HIS FAVORITE FOREIGN LEADER IS OBI-WAN KENOBI

DURHAM, N.H. (The Borowitz Report)—Asked at a town-hall meeting on Wednesday to name his favorite foreign leader, the Libertarian Presidential candidate Gary Johnson seemed stumped at first before finally responding, “Obi-Wan Kenobi.”

The host of the town hall, MSNBC’s Chris Matthews, appeared initially taken aback by Johnson’s answer, but the former New Mexico governor went on to defend it vigorously.

“Obi-Wan Kenobi is a Jedi Master, Chris,” Johnson said. “More than anyone else, he taught me that the Force is already strong with me.”

“We’re on the same page about this, aren’t we, Bill?” he asked his running mate, the former Massachusetts Governor William Weld, who smiled weakly and shifted awkwardly in his chair.

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/gary-johnson-says-his-favorite-foreign-leader-is-obi-wan-kenobi

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Reply GARY JOHNSON SAYS HIS FAVORITE FOREIGN LEADER IS OBI-WAN KENOBI (Original post)
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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Sep 29, 2016, 11:32 AM

1. You mean BEN Kenobi?

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Sep 29, 2016, 11:35 AM

2. this got me, I believed it after last night nt

 

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Thu Sep 29, 2016, 11:35 AM

3. Ah not ZORRO!!! Not fair!

 

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Sep 29, 2016, 11:39 AM

4. These are not the candidates you are hoping for... *waves hand mysteriously*

 

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Response to Zorro (Original post)

Thu Sep 29, 2016, 11:45 AM

5. ROFL

 

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Thu Sep 29, 2016, 12:51 PM

6. I love good satire

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