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Related: About this forumCHRISTIE CALLS TRUMP GENIUS FOR PLAN TO BURN DOWN WHITE HOUSE AND COLLECT INSURANCE
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)Governor Chris Christie, of New Jersey, called Donald J. Trump a genius on Monday for his controversial plan to burn down the White House to collect insurance money.
Appearing on Fox News, Christie said that Trumps scheme to collect fire-insurance payments on the White House would make a serious dent in the national debt.
Its not just the White House, Christie told Foxs Sean Hannity. That building is chock-full of priceless antiques, paintings, and rugs, all of which, when burned, would fetch a pretty penny.
The New Jersey governor said that Trumps totally genius business acumen would set him apart from all previous Presidents. Weve had forty-plus occupants of the White House, and not one of them ever considered the business advantages of burning it down, Christie said.
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/christie-calls-trump-genius-for-plan-to-burn-down-white-house-and-collect-insurance
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(52,119 posts)i thought if there wasn't a red carpet he'd turn around and fly home, didn't he?
C_U_L8R
(44,989 posts)Can you say that just sounds anti-American?
Codeine
(25,586 posts)msanthrope
(37,549 posts)madinmaryland
(64,931 posts)Be that bad. But holy shit, that satire piece was spot on.
Ilsa
(61,690 posts)He's already adjusted his trousers for rising oceans.
Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,760 posts)My husband is 6'4" and wears a size 40 jeans. I have to go through stacks and stacks, and usually can't find a 40" waist pair with a 32" inseam, which he needs. The longest is almost always 30" inseam. Before he graduated from a 38" waist, I never had any trouble finding the 32" inseams.
When you get up into whatever Christie wears, 50-something-inch waist, I'm guessing, the inseams must stop at about 20".
Ilsa
(61,690 posts)The tailor would make certain he had a proper length. Even if the suit isn't tailored, a proper retailer would get the length right.
I hate trying to find jeans for my husband and boys. All three are different; different brands preferred as well.
Dark n Stormy Knight
(9,760 posts)a Democrat!