My conservative coworker's gut is telling her Trump is going to win in a landslide

[Txbluedog]

Because GOD would not forsake the United States and if Clinton wins Bill would be President again because if Hillary is a good christian woman she will let her husband make all the decisions.

I really hate times like this when you just have to keep your quiet and instead of saying what you really feel--- I wanted to tell her she was too stupid to live

[moonscape]

1. Your poor coworker is going to need a load of Alka-Seltzer ... n/t

[NightWatcher]

5. And Thorazine and Prozac and xanax....

[exboyfil]

2. Have her checked for stomach

and/or colon cancer.

[Txbluedog]

11. I don't want to--3 pack a day smoker

[JHB]

3. Gut, huh?...

The thing about guts is that they're convoluted and full of shit. Heck, they make the stuff.

[grubbs]

4. Omg!

Her stomach can talk!?

[Angry Dragon]

7. I wonder how she would feel if she found out there were female gods??

[Mike Nelson]

8. God also told...

...several religious leaders Romney would win. Apparently, God isn't great on predictions.

[JHB]

15. Or She's a champ at trolling

[MoonRiver]

9. Well, bless her heart.

[missingfink]

10. My conservative Facebook 'friend'.....

constantly posts articles from conservative sites. The latest has Trump winning in a "landslide" as he is on track to win Florida, Pennsylvania, Virginia, etc. I am sure these conservative sites are all she reads. There are probably millions like her. Will she/they be shocked on the evening of November 8 or not?

[SeattleVet]

18. I've got a few friends like that.

I let them revel in it...if they manage to discourage potential tRump voters from bothering to get out and actually vote because 'he has this thing locked up; I don't need to bother', I see it as a good end to their delusions.

[Txbluedog]

19. Give her performance at work

She might not even be here come election day

[napi21]

23. Just as shocked as she was when Romney lost. nt

[geek tragedy]

12. maybe Activia would help with that nt

[boomer55]

13. For all those with deadenders who are divorced from reality... print this out and give it to them.

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/mind-in-the-machine/201609/the-psychology-behind-donald-trumps-unwavering-support

[treestar]

14. I'd ask her does she let her husband make all the decisions?

If she claims he does, then what if he decided to spend all their money on a degree at Trump U?

[NewJeffCT]

16. Wait, Hillary is a good Christian woman?

haven't we been hearing for 25 years that she's a man-hating lesbian feminazi who hates god, Jesus and America?

[sarae]

34. She's also a demon who has murdered over 70 people...

(and you can tell she's a demon because flies always land on her).

Oh yeah, and she's so sick that she's at death's door (demons are apparently very vulnerable to human sickness).

[Maru Kitteh]

61. Oh shit

I'm a demon 😱

[Old Terp]

62. I'm an Episcopal church lady.

She has it all wrong. Go back and read Paul's letters. There were many women who were equal or above the men in their communities.

[nolabels]

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[tavernier]

20. I prefer to think with my brain

but, hey, if she studied anatomy at Trump U., there's your answer.

[3catwoman3]

21. She needs to see a...

...gastroenterologist ASAP for a craniorectal extraction.

[Sanity Claws]

22. Truthiness strikes again

[NurseJackie]

25. On Wednesday ... print up an all caps one-page document ... 72-point type (centered)

that says...

[center]
HILLARY WON!
WHERE IS
YOUR GOD
NOW?[/center]

And anonymously place it on her desk.

[anneboleyn]

43. Lmao. "MY GOD IS BETTER THAN YOUR GOD!"

[stonecutter357]

26. conservative coworker's are full of shit !

[jberryhill]

27. Make a bet

Make a bet, make a bet, make a bet.

Write it down. Get a witness.

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

28. You could explain to her that Hillary just is not

a good christian woman.

And you need to point out to her (mustering as much fake sincerity as you can) that a low voter turnout favors Republicans, so she should not vote herself.

[OnDoutside]

29. I actually feel sorry for someone as gullible as that.

[Grey Lemercier]

30. Anyone who injects the delusional, irrational concept of a god or gods favouring "this or that"

outcome into a discussion that concerns real life political power structuring automatically loses any and all credibility.

[B Calm]

31. The day after the election when she say's I suppose you're happy today. Tell her the majority

of Americans are happy.

[greymattermom]

32. She has IBS, RIght?

eom

[JoePhilly]

33. Tell her that feeling is gas.

It'll pass.

[HassleCat]

35. This is why they threaten violence.

Many of his supporters are so invested in him they can't imagine that everyone else does not agree with them. They cannot deal with idea, the possibility, even the ghost of a chance, that they are in the minority. This goes back to the old idea of the Silent Majority, the good, God fearing Americans who pay their bills and don't complain about things. Except now, they complain about everything, attribute bad motives to everybody, find a conspiracy behind every curtain. The noisy radicals are no longer on the left.

[WDIM]

36. It's just gas

From taking in all Trumps hot air.

[Agnosticsherbet]

37. Buy her a bottle of Mylanta.

[annabanana]

38. Is her gut named Bannon?, Kellyanne?

lotsa "truthiness" there...

[saltpoint]

39. Maybe tell her tomorrow that if she is

right, you'll donate to a charity of her choice, but if she is wrong, she donates to one of your choice.

Then start deciding which charity you like because i think your co-worker is going to lose this bet.

[barbtries]

64. oh i doubt she'd pay.

you know it's rigged!

[saltpoint]

65. LOL. eom

[anneboleyn]

40. Same gut that tells her jeebus and the rapshure are happening any day now? The evangelicals ARE

saying VERY hysterical things about this election but I don't really think it's anything new -- more intense with Obama and Hillary than Gore or Kerry but that is also because (since the SCOTUS decision) they are terrified of the "gays." The evangelicals drag out the same hysterical bullshit all the time -- "our candidate is chosen by gaaaaawwwwaaaad!!!!!"

Also, doesn't your place of employment have rules about discussing such matters while on the job? If so, she should be told that her pronouncements violate company policy. Or, if not, then there is no reason at all for you to remain silent. Let her have it (within the boundaries of what your company allows).

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

41. She needs to see a good gastroenterologist.

Her gut is messed up.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

49. Exactly what I was thinking.

[sofa king]

42. I recommend a laxative.

[RBInMaine]

44. Your co-worker is NOT "conservative." She is "RADICAL RIGHT WING." Don't say "conservative."

[Wounded Bear]

45. Tell her to take two Tums...

and see you on Nov 9.

[Persondem]

46. If your coworker can wax political, why can't you? nt

[Txbluedog]

48. You can't reason with the stupid

[Binkie The Clown]

47. Don't pass up this opportunity to make some big money!!!

Ask her how much cash she's willing to bet on that outcome.

If she refuses to put her money where her mouth is, ask her why.

[baldguy]

50. God isn't that big of an asshole.

[luvmybluestate]

51. well she sure ain't channeling oliva pope's "gut." n/t

[asiliveandbreathe]

52. My son, a 5th grade teacher is going through the same thing -

He has to just keep quiet - when his co-teacher starts spewing nonsense..gun-totten crapola..second amendment - he asks all the time though, where she heard Hillary would take away gun rights???? Just askin' he says..(he is a 21 year Navy retired Chief)...so diplomatic..

[book_worm]

53. She is constipated

[Doreen]

54. How about telling her,

that Bill never was really president. Hillary was the one who made all of the decisions not him and she is just going to finish the job.

[relayerbob]

55. Metamucil is the answer

[tonyt53]

56. That feeling in her guts? That's a tapeworm, and it has a name - Donald Trump.

[stevenleser]

58. Send her this

[The Genealogist]

59. If God is going to hand Trump the election, why are they so worried about vote rigging?

You'd think if he is going to win anyway, Trump would just shut up, sit back in his lair, and wait for January.

[NCTraveler]

60. Tell her your God has a different plan. Nt

[barbtries]

63. who can stop you from looking at her aghast?

at least the look?
but how come it's okay for her to spew such bullshit and you have to bite your tongue?