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By David Ferguson
Saturday, January 25, 2014 10:57 EST
On Friday nights edition of Real Time with Bill Maher, Maher ended his New Rules segment with an admonition to conservatives and bullies of all stripes. Bullying, he said, is not a masculine virtue, and Democrats need to stop ceding the narrative to the Republicans that theyre the tough guys.
He began by heaping scorn upon the conservatives who got so up in arms this week when President Barack Obama said that he wouldnt let his son play pro football due to the brutality of the sport and the risk of brain injury. The National Review asked the question as to how the presidents fictitious son would fare in the military if football is too brutal.
Right, Maher scoffed. Because defending your country and kick-off returns are the same thing.
I dont know where Republicans get this delusion that theyre the party of manliness, he continued, but this is Rush Limbaughs bedroom.
He showed a photo of the rococo gilt-and-satin nightmare that is a bedroom from Limbaughs former New York City penthouse apartment.
Talent on loan from God, Maher quipped. Furniture on loan from Liberace.
Its baffling how conservatives, he said, who are by and large a majority of non-serving chicken-hawks have managed to brand themselves as the tough guys.
Theres no real manliness there, he contended, just the pathetic bluster of a blogger in his bathrobe, the kind of tough guy who wants Obama to man up and bomb Iran while his mother fixes his macaroni and cheese.
Its not really masculinity conservatives love anyway, its bullying, he said. Somehow weve gone from Teddy Roosevelts Speak softly and carry a big stick to Chris Christies Speak loudly and be a big dick.
Watch the video, embedded below:
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/01/25/bill-maher-conservative-tough-guy-act-is-pathetic-bluster-of-bathrobed-bloggers/
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grasswire
(50,130 posts)Here's one:
Guarding the bed are two tremendous bed posts known in many collector circles as the "Phalluses of Ares and Thor." Sheathed in the dried, embossed foreskin of two Asian elephants, these rare artifacts are said to have served as the ancient Spartan's version of a Native American dream catcher, protecting the bed's inhabitants from homoerotic fantasies.
An unassuming but unique oddity is a peach sette with cushions stuffed with hair harvested from the scalps of indigent Alopecia sufferers.
Unpictured, hanging over the bed is the mounted head of a 14 karat gold tusked manatee. On the nightstand rests Mr. Limbaugh's prized Peregrine Falcon "Kicker" that Mr. Limbaugh, an anthropomorphic taxidermy enthusiast, stuffed himself.
Finally, mounted on the wall opposite the bed is a rare 19th century clock that is storied to have belonged to Rasputin, and it is said that Mr. Limbaugh's pacemaker is set by its time. 3/02/10 1:28pm
ancianita
(36,017 posts)How do his listeners not come to know how weirdass this motherfucker really is...