Teabaggers and failed humanity quiz

[kairos12]

You ever take one of those multiple miss tests, where to your horror, you are striking out on every question. To me, that describes the humanity test for Teabaggers. Let's see:

In the bagger alternate universe: only takers want health care, wars are endless, unions are for socialists, no reproductive rights for women, spurious religious beliefs trump human rights, you can't vote if you don't have a current picture ID even if you have voted for the past 50 years, global warming is conspiracy concocted by 99 percent of climate scientists, and nobody can spell. They flunk every basic human rights test. What a bunch of MORANS.

[displacedtexan]

1. Remember those Chamber of Commerce guys in the film, Pleasantville?

That's who I always think of when the Republican Teabaggers start their whiny rants about how terrible everyone else is making life in the USA.

The irony is that they want to go back to a time when "everyone else" made their easy lives possible. Women took care of them, foreigners and minorities worked for pennies, and anyone even slightly different had to hide who they were at all cost.

I grew up during that time, and I have no desire to return to the days of Leave It To Bachelor Father Knows Best.

[kairos12]

2. Teabaggers are the cruder version of Eddie Haskel.