W says Hilary is admitting failure if she Runs on Obama's policies

[GusFring]

I assume this is foreign policy, right? Because the guy has been pretty good as far as the economy is concerned.

As far as foreign policy goes, seems like Obama's opponents want to dispatch the military to every country in the middle east.

[BeyondGeography]

1. Five words she'll never hear from her opponent

"As George W. Bush says..."

[JustAnotherGen]

2. Why does he keep talking?

Laura needs to hit the 'pause' button and leave it pressed down. Like use duct tape to keep that thing from popping out so he starts to speak again.

[marble falls]

3. Because no one is listening?

[John Poet]

14. All you need is duct tape

The color of the day is orange
The terror risk is high
They never tell us why
Just be prepared
We’re never told just how or when
Or who might be our foe
Everyone I know
Is really scared
But they finally have a tip for you and me
The solution to surviving World War III

All you need is duct tape
And everything is gonna be alright
Get Saran Wrap from the drawer
And seal your windows tight
Don’t you worry ‘bout
Anthrax, dirty bombs
Smallpox, radon
When all is said and done
The war on terrorism’s gonna be won
With duct tape

My 401k’s in the tank
My kids’ school’s falling down
And all these clowns can talk about
Is war
There’re one or two things here to do
Like jobs for you and me
Homeland security
Means so much more
But when the questions get a little tough
They have an answer just obtuse enough

All you need is duct tape
To hold your tattered life in tact
Everyone just duct and cover
It’ll save you…that’s a fact!
Don’t you worry ‘bout
Education, health care
Retirement, dirty air
Everything’s OK
Trust us, they all say
And get duct tape


I’ve used on my car
And I’ve fixed my garden hose
It’s removed a wart or two
Gotten lint right off my clothes
It’s worked on almost everything
I’ve tried to use it for
So I guess it stands to reason
Will work just fine for war

Every time I turn on
My radio, TV
Everything I hear and see
Just makes me wonder
These guys who’ll never face a risk
Are quick to draw the sword
In every deed and word
They reel and blunder
So when you’re tired of their pontification
There’s one sure fire fix for our nation

All you need is duct tape
And plaster it ‘cross their lips
All these armchair warriors
Shooting from their hips
When you’ve had enough
Fox News, Falwell
Limbaugh, George Will
Spreading lies and fears
Just cover up your ears
With duct tape

When you’ve had enough
W, Ashcroft
Rumsfeld spouting off
‘Til it makes you sick
Tell ‘em where they can stick
Their duct tape

©2003 John McCutcheon/Appalsongs (ASCAP)

[underpants]

4. Nobody knows failure like W

Arbusto
Specter 7
Eating a pretzel
Actually falling of a Segway
His entire Presiduncey

[JayhawkSD]

5. "the guy has been pretty good as far as the economy is concerned."

Tell that to what used to be the "middle class" supported by one working family member and is now the "working class" barely supported by two working family member and three or more jobs because wages have not kept up with inflation.

Tell that to workers whose career is now flipping burgers, whose parents had careers manufacturing consumer products like referigerators, and industrial products like steam generators and transformers.

Tell that to recent college graduates burdened by six-digit college debt.

Investors on the other hand, the vast majority of them one-percenters, are delighted with the stock market.

[Sunlei]

6. guess republicans test (for Jebbie) what happens when w bush is allowed to talk in media/public

/THROWS A SHOE AT THE WAR CRIMINAL !!!

[trusty elf]

13. ......

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[Proud Liberal Dem]

7. I stopped reading at

"W says"

[Bill USA]

8. The Twit gives us a report from the Conservative's Alternate Universe... Oh boy!

[borondongo]

9. W messed up the economy and the war

Shut up W.

[youceyec]

10. Nobody cares

what Bush has to say. Least of all Hillary Clinton. Why would anyone take advice from a professional arsonist on how to put out a fire?

[Rosa Luxemburg]

11. We will always equate W with failure